Archive for March, 2003

March 31st, 2003

Wickenheiser Wows ‘Em In Finland

For about seven months now, Off Wing Opinion has been closely following the activities of Hailey Wickenheiser, the Captain of the Canadian Women's Olympic Hockey team, as she attempts to make a go at things in Men's professional hockey. With no worlds left to conquer in North America, Wickenheiser accepted an offer from Salamat, a second division team in the Finnish professional league.

Much to my delight, she's made a great impression. As the New York Times reports:

Here, in this small town where snow and ice cover the ground well into April, Ms. Wickenheiser is a hero who has turned this obscure Finnish team into a household name. The hockey arena is papered with news articles about her exploits. She plays to sellout crowds everywhere.

In 23 games for Kirkkonummi Salamat (Lightning), a second-division team, Ms. Wickenheiser, the captain and M.V.P. of Canada's gold medal women's Olympic team in Salt Lake City, has won a vast majority of her face-offs, an impressive contribution that helped to advance her team beyond the playoffs last week to Finland's first division, the second-highest level in men's hockey here.

Just for reference, the Finnish second division is the third highest level of professional hockey in the nation. As her team moves up another level, Wickenheiser is sure to run into bigger, and faster players -- something which has some folks concerned:

Rene Fasel, the president of the International Ice Hockey Federation, is the latest to join in the criticism. In an editorial in the organization's newsletter, Mr. Fasel said the federation did not want to promote mixed hockey because women would only get hurt.

"Defensemen in hockey are often well over 100 kilograms"

 
March 31st, 2003

Happy First Birthday, TBOTCOTW

Congratulations to Matt Moore's TBOTCOTW as it celebrates its first birthday. Stop on by and say hello!

 
March 31st, 2003

New Adventures In Baseball Marketing

Welcome to the big leagues, Hideki Matsui, where even the adults aren't above juvenille hijinks:

Matsui arrived in Toronto with the New York Yankees and was greeted by an advertisement the Blue Jays took out in the Sunday newspapers urging fans -- in English and Japanese -- to come out and boo him.

"In Japan, there's not that much booing so I didn't hear much for myself or other players," he said through an interpreter. "I'm a little happy that the fans are aware of my name."

Some of the other Yankees weren't so pleased by the ad, which also showed the team's cap covered with bird droppings.

"I thought it was tasteless, especially in the climate of what's going on in the world today," New York manager Joe Torre said. "I understand fun and games, but I thought it was just too much."

Like I said, the ad sounds a little juvenille, but altogether harmless. Let's just see whether or not the fans in Toronto boo the Star Spangled Banner -- although this seems to be less of a problem in English-speaking Canada.

 
March 31st, 2003

Manifesto Violation In East Lansing

Every once in a while, I like to refer back to the "Free Market Sports Fan Manifesto," one of the earlier posts in my blog career when an egregious violation occurs. Today, I'd like my students to turn to item 9 in the manifesto and read aloud:

9. Thou shalt not cry when your team loses, nor take out your sorrow on friends, family or society at large.

Apparently that message hasn't gotten through to the blockheads who attend that overrated institution of higher learning, Michigan State University:

When the Michigan State University men's basketball team was eliminated in the NCAA Tournament's regional finals Sunday night, the grounds of the notoriously rowdy Cedar Village apartments were quiet. For a moment.

Jesus Torres, who graduated from MSU last year, had returned to East Lansing with his sister, freshman Laura Torres, to celebrate the game. Never mind that the Spartans lost, he told his sister.

"Win or lose, the same thing happens," he said.

Within minutes, he was right. Within a couple hours, police were making arrests as a huge crowd of students became unruly again.

Not long after MSU's 85-76 loss to the University of Texas, a roar started to rise across the student housing complex, drawing students like a magnet.

"Go, green. Go, white. Go, MSU!"

Police officers on horseback and in cars with lights flashing arrived. By 8:30 p.m., students numbered about 800 -- and counting.

Many students wandered from Cedar Village, to campus, to downtown East Lansing, to Cedar Village, then back to campus again. Some started two fires out of loose paper. Some were vandalizing a bus station when police had enough.

"Our officers moved in, chemical munitions were used, the fires were extinguished, and the crowd was moved out of the area," said East Lansing Police Lt. Kevin Daley.

Sounds to me like they might be talking about efforts to clear Basra of the Saddam Fedayeen. But wait, there's more, including this priceless quote from a young co-ed:

Many of the students were on cell phones, trying to find friends. Others were arguing by cell phone with their parents.

"I'm in college now. You can't tell me to go home," one girl was overheard saying.

Well, at least now we know where students who aren't smart enough to get admitted to Ann Arbor wind up going to school. Glad to see the fine scholars at Michigan State exercise their rights to be complete idiots, meanwhile, half a world away, 300,000 Americans are fighting and dying to protect their rights.

Great call, morons.

UPDATE: Here a link to a piece in State News the student newspaper at MSU. After all of the unwelcome national attention, the administration at MSU is vowing to expel any student connected to the rioting:

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Rioters at Michigan State University gather
around a fire set in the streets of East Lansing.

"This is just outrageous," a somber MSU President M. Peter McPherson said Sunday night on the phone from Texas. "I was just truly disheartened. We went through some of this before."

The weekend's events reminded many - including MSU administrators - of the March 27-28, 1999, riot, when about 10,000 people ran rampant through downtown East Lansing. The incident, which came on the heels of the men's basketball team's Final Four loss to Duke, resulted in 132 arrests, including 71 MSU students. Prosecutors boasted an 86-percent conviction rate, sentencing 113 people for 55 felonies and 58 misdemeanors.

MSU officials vowed Sunday night to crack down on unruly behavior. They said the university will - for the first time - use its Disorderly Conduct Policy. Passed as a direct result of the 1999 riot to prevent mayhem from returning to MSU, the policy allows officials to suspend students for crimes committed off campus.

"I think it's important that we aggressively enforce the policy," McPherson said.

Thanks to an unidentified MSU student for passing along the link. As I admitted in the comments section attached to this post, it's unfair to tar every student at MSU for the behavior of just a few. However, when a University spontaneously erupts in rioting at the conclusion of one of the team's games in the NCAA Tournament, the institution bears a measure of responsibility for what happens next. Here's hoping the folks up top at MSU get the message and fix the problem.

 
March 31st, 2003

SARS In The Sports World

Though two Buffalo Sabres may be cleared to return to their team after being exposed to SARS, another event in the ice hockey world has been affected. The Women's World Ice Hockey Championship, scheduled for this week in Beijing, has been cancelled over fears that players might be exposed to the disease. Over at Medrants, the good doctor says there are some indications progress is being made in the fight against the virus.

 
March 31st, 2003

Master Rescinds Age Limit

Looks like Arnold Palmer will be back for this year's Masters after all. One year after decreeing that no former champion over 65 would be allowed to play in the tournament, Augusta National Chairman Hootie Johnson has changed his mind, and rescinded the order. Johnson bruised some feelings last year when he asked a number of former champions not to play in the 2002 Masters, something which probably resulted in the reversal.

Look for Martha Burk to use this announcement to issue another press release later today or tomorrow.

UPDATE: In case you were wondering what Burk was up to, here's a piece from National Review's Joel Mowbray detailing some of her follies at a conference in Estonia where she was actually representing the U.S.:

The third in a series of summits, the Baltic Conference on Women and Democracy focused mostly on feminist agenda items
 
March 30th, 2003

Opening Day 2003

As I write this, I'm sitting in front of my television watching the defending World Series Champion Anahiem Angels open the defense of their title against the Texas Rangers.

While the weather looks great for Opening Day out in Anahiem, the Washington area got a freak early Spring snowstorm today -- such is life during an era where baseball needs to shove 162 games in between the last weekend in March and the end of September in order to make room for an extra round of playoffs.

I'd certainly like to provide all of you some brilliant insight into the upcoming baseball season, but I'm afraid that's beyond my meager abilities. That wasn't always so. Back in 1994, I was actually picking up some extra lunch money stringing for the Washington Times, and writing a weekly column on Rotisserie Baseball.

Back in those days, I actually worried quite a bit about who the Toronto Blue Jays' fourth outfielder was, and whether or not Baltimore's Lee Smith had enough gas left in the tank for the rest of the season after piling up about 30 saves before the All-Star break.

Of course, 1994 was also the year of the baseball strike that wiped out the World Series> for the first time in history. By now we all know what happened -- the season was shut down in mid-August depriving: Matt Williams from a shot at Roger Maris' home run record; Tony Gwynn a chance to hit .400; and the Montreal Expos a division title, and perhaps, a chance to stay in Montreal.

For me, it meant getting along without the last four columns of the season, and $200 that I desperately needed to make ends meet. But what was far worse for me was the realization that I had invested so much time and effort on the season, only to have the whole damn thing taken away from me. I was angry, as angry as I had been in 1981 when the players had gone on the strike the time before.

And, like in 1981, 1994 marked another period of estrangement from baseball for me. And again, I would come back, mostly because the team I loved most, the New York Mets, had battled themselves back into contention for a post season berth.

But since then, instead of being a baseball fan, I was just a Mets fan. And that's just fine for me. If you're looking for someone who has got some real insight into the game, and what it takes to succeed in it today, I nominate Billy Beane, general manager of the Oakland A's. He was the subject of a long excerpt from Michael Lewis' upcoming book, Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game that appeared in today's New York Times Magazine.

Working with his assistant GM, Paul DePodesta, Beane has found a way to keep the small market A's more than competitive over the past few years using a set of tools that seem to have more in common with Wall Street than a baseball diamond. Bottom line: the piece is well worth your time, and provides a great example of how smarts are just as important as cash when it comes to winning in the big leagues.

POSTSCRIPT: Tip of the hat to Robert Centor, M.D. for passing along the Beane link.

 
March 29th, 2003

“Gazza” At Twilight

For a time in the 1980s and 90s, Paul Gascoigne, better known to fans as well as his detractors as, "Gazza," dominated European Football like no other. He was pudgy, uncouth, and a joy to watch on the pitch. In his book, Football Against The Enemy, Simon Kuper explained just what it was about Gazza that inspired such loyalty and devotion from his supporters in England:

When he back-heeled his way past two Dutch defenders, English friends explained to me that it was the 'Cryuff turn': the supposed specialty of Johan Cryuf, the continent's most cosmopolitan football thinker. Gazza has proved that we did not need to be like him to play like him.

Kuper wrote that in 1994, not long after Gazza had done a tour of duty with Lazio, Rome's favorite Football team-cum Fascist glee club. Since then, it's been all downhill for Gazza, as he became nothing more than another great natural talent that wasted himself at the bottom of a bottle.

Over the past few months, Gazza has become something of a vagabond, travelling the earth looking for a chance to play anywhere they would take him. Unfortunately, not too many teams are willing to take a chance on a reformed drunk and former wife beater. Even MLS' D.C. United passed on bring Gazza aboard, mostly owing to Coach Ray Hudson's reluctance to "dishonor the badge."

Apparently, the word about Gazza hasn't spread to the the interior of China, which is how far he had to go to get another chance in professional football. The U.K.'s Independent has the scoop.

UPDATE: Looks like some of Gazza's old fans are on the rampage again.

 
March 29th, 2003

Serena Pokes Fun At The French

This item moved on the AP wire a few hours ago after Serena Williams participated in a post match press conference:

After winning the Nasdaq-100 Open for the second year in a row, Williams was asked about anti-French sentiment in the United States stemming from the war in Iraq.

The question came at the end of her postmatch news conference. A snickering Williams responded in a facetious French accent.

"Well, we don't want to play in the war," she said. "We want to make clothes. We don't want the war."

Dropping the accent, Williams added, "I don't want a war either. I don't know many people who do want to be involved in the war."

Some French reporters seem to think Williams will land herself in trouble over it, but I'll wait until I see the videotape.

 
March 29th, 2003

SARS Sidelines Two Sabres

This hasn't been the best of years for the Buffalo Sabres, as the threat of insolvency continually hung over a lost season. Today, that season just got a little tougher, and a little scarier too:

Two Buffalo Sabres defencemen were under observation Saturday after they may have had limited exposure to SARS, a mysterious and potentially deadly respiratory illness.

Sabres spokesman Mike Gilbert announced that Rhett Warrener and Brian Campbell, who played in Friday night's 4-1 win over Montreal, did not travel with the team for its game at Carolina on Saturday.

Gilbert stressed the decision to hold the players back was a precaution, and that neither has shown any signs of being infected with severe acute respiratory syndrome.

The decision was made after the team's doctors consulted with Erie County and New York state health officials. It was determined that there was what Gilbert called "a remote chance" that the players had limited exposure to the virus after Campbell's relative visited them earlier in the week.

In Canada, a SARS outbreak in Toronto has killed four, and hospitalized many others. The epicenter of the outbreak appears to be in Hong Kong, where SARS has killed 12 people and infected another 470. Here's hoping public health officials get this under control.

 
March 29th, 2003

Late Night On The Wire

Kobe just dropped 55 on the Wizards out in L.A. Which makes me wonder just how Mr. Jordan is going to react to this latest beating?

NASCAR has impounded Tony Stewart's car because it didn't meet design specifications -- a first in the history of the sport. No word yet on whether or not Stewart's car will be sold at auction to aid Federal anti-drug efforts. Last year's champion is currently third in this year's Winston Cup standings, the best start in his career. Meanwhile, check out Darren Rovell's piece on how NASCAR is trying its best to find a big stage for the sport in New York City.

There's trouble on Tobacco Road, as North Carolina's athletic director is continuing his post season meetings with the team's players -- ostensibly to talk about the future of head coach Matt Doherty. One radio report I heard Friday evening had a number of parents of current players requesting meetings with the AD as well. One has to wonder if Doherty may be regretting his decision to leave Notre Dame to take the job at his alma mater.

Finally, from the Major Leagues comes another example of the sport's utter economic folly. The Detroit Tigers, a team mired in misery, released second baseman Damion Easley in order to make room for a promising young talent. This sort of thing happens all the time in football, as teams decide they can get along with younger and cheaper players. But in baseball, the land of the guaranteed contract, life isn't so simple. As a result of the Tigers' decision, Easley has become the most expensive cut in the history of the game, as the Tigers owe him nearly $15 million through 2005.

Easley, a seven-year major league veteran, has hit .254 with 119 home runs and 506 runs batted, lifetime. Does anybody really need to ask twice why the Tigers haven't had a winning season in ten years?

 
March 28th, 2003

He’s Got A Haircut, He’s Got A Real Job*

He's back! Journeyman broadcaster Keith Olbermann, late of ESPNFOXMSNBCABCRADIO, has just signed a new deal with MSNBC to host a nightly news and commentary program for the struggling cable network. You'll recall that Olbermann once hosted a program called, The Big Show on MSNBC -- at least until he got tired of talking about Monica Lewinsky.

Since then, he's bounced around, landing for a time at Fox Sports. After he blew that bridge sky-high, Olbermann joined up with ABC Radio -- a hitch where he quite frankly has really hit his stride. Besides winning awards for his coverage of the September 11th attacks, Olbermann regularly fills in for radio legend Paul Harvey, as well as working as the host of his own show, Speaking Of Sports, Speaking Of Everything.

Since the start of the war with Iraq, he's been filling in as a host at MSNBC, where he's signed to cover the 2004 Athens games for the network. Looks like his current boss likes his work.
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*I was a rebel from the day I left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where I could play

 
March 28th, 2003

Just One More Thing

From a typically great Tom Boswell column on the internationalization of baseball:

Our international stars also take us into a future we didn't imagine. For example, led by magical shortstop Omar Vizquel, more middle infielders are realizing that you can catch and throw the ball barehanded in one motion while turning the double play. Who needs a glove? What was once called hot-dogging is now seen as an appropriate risk-reward approach to a vital play.

This passage triggered some great memories. I was never much of a baseball player, never more so than when I attended Grand Canyon Baseball Camp on the campus of Mansfield State College (now Mansfield University) for two consecutive Summers back in the late 1970s.

In those two Summers, I got my first taste of travelling on my own without my family -- something that I'm sure has led to my continuing comfort with taking vacations alone. My days, and nights for that matter, were filled with nothing but baseball for two glorious weeks. We'd have drills and instruction after breakfast every morning, followed by a game at about 10:30 a.m. After lunch, it was more instruction, followed by another game around 2:30 p.m.

After dinner, we'd retire to the dormitory, to spend the rest of the evening playing pool and ping-pong. And at night, we'd top it all off with World Series highlight films -- which in retrospect, might have been my favorite part of the day.

The film that made the greatest impression on me? Probably the 1970 World Series, where Brooks Robinson led the Orioles to the title in five games over the Reds.

Why remember it now? Because back then, Robinson was one of the only players in the majors who regularly threw out guys barehanded. And in that particular highlight film, he made sure to tell all the young ballplayers in the world to never barehand a ball, unless it had come to, or was about to come to, a complete stop. Otherwise, always use your glove.

Of course, though I had listened to Brooks with rapt attention the night before, I completely ignored his advice the next morning while charging some practice grounders at third. And, as you might expect, instead of cleanly handling the ball with my 9-year old hand, it bounced cleanly off.

It was then that the kindly Dr. John Heaps, who we all simply new as "Doc," decided that he had found a teaching moment. Instead of simply letting me head off to the back of the line, he grasped me firmly by the shoulder, and asked the assembled group what we had all learned the night before while watching the highlight film. And the rest of the kids all recited the wise words that Brooks had passed along on film the night before.

Well, at age 9, I have to admit I was a little chagrined. But before I headed back into the line, Doc turned to me and said something to the effect that while I hadn't made the right play, that didn't mean that one day it wouldn't be the right one. And he made sure to add that there was absolutely no shame in what I tried.

Is it any wonder that Doc Heaps sent 24 players to the Major Leagues from his program at Mansfield?

POSTSCRIPT: No joke, the camp actually took it's name from the Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania. In one full weekend we spent at the camp, Sunday was reserved for a hike to the bottom of the canyon and back.

It was a great time. Thanks Mom and Dad, for letting me go.

 
March 28th, 2003

Late Night On The Wire

Not too much more to say tonight, but here are a few stories you'll probably see on your morning sports pages around the country this morning:

Jim Harrick Resigns from Georgia Basketball, Retires: With the way news travels around the world these days, you'd think Harrick had quit weeks ago. I'm not sure he'll be missed. As much as he'll be remembered for winning the NCAA Tournament back in 1995 with UCLA, the moment in Harrick's career that I'll remember best came the following year, when Princeton knocked off the defending national champs in the tournament's first round.

Cone Completes Comeback: It looks like the 40-year old who spent a year out of baseball has earned a spot in the Mets starting rotation, and will start next Friday afternoon against the Montreal Expos. On another note, Mets coach Don Baylor has been diagnosed with cancer, but ought to be able to stay with the team while he's being treated. Best wishes to a man I'll always associate with always finding a way to get to baseball's postseason throughout the 1980s.

Big East No More: Plenty of folks were talking about how the Big East was getting no respect in the NCAA Tournament a few days ago after four of the conference's teams made it to the Sweet Sixteen. Something tells me that story is going by the wayside now that both Pitt and Notre Dame have crashed out of the tournament.

A few days after making some noise that he might go back to St. Louis as a free agent next seasons, the Detroit Red Wings signed winger Brett Hull to a one-year contract extension for $5 million. In other NHL news, the Tampa Bay Lightning extended their unbeaten string to ten games with a 2-2 tie with the New Jersey Devils. It's beginning to look like this team, poised to make only its second playoff apperance in franchise history, might be able to do some damage in the postseason.

Note to Commissioner Bettman: please, please, get the regular season over with so we can start the playoffs. The waiting is killing me.

ANOTHER UPDATE: My bad. I didn't realize the source I cited was issued far after the one Jeff Cooper had pointed to. I was mistaken, so I deleted the last update.

 
March 28th, 2003

With Friends Like These

Here's something to chew on from the world of politics to consider before you go to bed tonight. I have a reader who works as an engineer what I'll call a "federally-funded research agency." This coming Summer, a team he's a part of is scheduled to participate in an international technical competition in Padua, Italy.

Only a few days ago, the internal travel agency at his office began making arrangements for him and his co-workers to stay in Padua. As part of that process, the travel agency queries a number of area hotels by fax in order to obtain the lowest price for accomodations (I know, in a world that seems run on the Intenet this might seem quaint, but that's how it gets done there.)

Now, it isn't out of the ordinary for hotels to turn in a bid that's too high. And it isn't out of the ordinary that they sometimes don't respond to the fax at all. But it was completely unprecedented when the travel agency was told to take it's business elsewhere, because the hotel refused to serve Americans.

Their response, I'm told, was simply, "we don't serve your kind here," or something to that effect. If I ever get the name of the hotel, I'll be sure to share it with you.

UPDATE: Still no word on the name of the hotel in Padua that refuses to serve Americans, but here's a link to an AP story that tells of similar boycotts spreading across Europe.

 
March 27th, 2003

On The International Wire

For many years now, it's been generally known that Saddam Hussein's son, Uday, essentially serving as the head of Iraq's national sports programs, has regularly torturned and murdered the nation's Olympic athletes if they failed to perform up to snuff. Today, the Rocky Mountain News' Dave Kriger, takes the International Olympic Committee to task for standing by and doing nothing -- all in the hope that an American overthrown of the Iraqi government might do their work for them:

You might think the United Nations leads the mealy-mouthed parade, but the U.N. is a beacon of moral courage next to the International Olympic Committee.

Institutional neutrality is generally a good thing for the IOC - its mission is to bring the world together, and it overlooks all sorts of grumbling, grievances and grudges to do it.

But neutrality is not far from indifference, and the IOC is straddling this distinction as it continues to permit its most precious asset - the Olympic name - to be attached to torture and murder in Iraq.

The testimony of athletes is now too substantial to ignore. And yet, the IOC seems content to ignore it.

For those who believe in multilateral action by international institutions, the track record of the IOC is disheartening.

Meanwhile in Germany, the federal government there has come up with a novel new way of attracting international sports business -- cutting taxes!

The German government has commissioned a special committee to review giving international sports associations tax breaks to locate their headquarters in the country.
 
March 27th, 2003

Another Athlete Skates. . .

Erin O'Connor brings us a tale of athletes and double standards from out of Penn State University that ought to make your skin crawl:

Last December, a Penn State football player "accepted responsibility" for raping a fellow student. Cornerback Anwar Phillips was suspended for two semesters (spring and summer)--but that didn't stop him from travelling to Florida with his team to compete in the Capital One Bowl on January 1. Penn State lost to Auburn, although Phillips did block a pass at one point during the game. . .

Penn State officials say that since the game occurred between semesters, and since Phillips' suspension formally commenced with the start of the spring term, he was eligible to compete. Concerned students, parents, alums, and taxpayers might legitimately wish to know how that explanation is not merely a pathetic attempt to excuse the fact that winning a game mattered more to Penn State officials and coaches than fairness, decency, and its own code of conduct.

As far as I can see, this decision isn't all that much different than Nebraska Head Coach Tom Osbourne's decision to let Lawrence Phillips play in the 1996 Fiesta Bowl -- a move that put Osbourne permanently in the Off Wing doghouse. Well, Coach Tom ought to move on over and make some room for Penn State Head Coach Joe Paterno.

 
March 27th, 2003

How Low Can Burk Go?

Here's the AP's Steve Wilstein on Martha Burk's latest complaint about CBS, The Masters, and Augusta National:

Sorry, Martha Burk, you just lost me. You say it is "appalling" that women soldiers can lay down their lives for democratic values but are shut out of Augusta National Golf Club.

I say the women fighting in Iraq are worried a lot more about sandstorms than sand traps.

You say it is an "insult" to the 250,000 women serving in the U.S. military that CBS is broadcasting the Masters from a club that discriminates.

I say that CBS isn't an evil conspirator against women by showing the tournament and that a lot of us relish a reprieve from the war by watching Tiger Woods among the azaleas and dogwoods for a few days.

You say, as president of the National Council of Women's Organizations, that there is a "clear link" between breaking down barriers at a golf club and fighting for ideals in Iraq.

I say one woman member, 100 or 1,000 at Augusta National is a raindrop in the storm of problems we're facing on all fronts in our society.

Slowly, but surely, more and more reporters and pundits are finally getting the joke about Burk. What we're dealing with here is not some crusader for Women's rights, but a huckster and an opportunist who can't stoop low enough to get her mug on camera or her name in the newspaper. The fight over Augusta these days is primarily a test of wills between Burk and Augusta National Chairman Hootie Johnson; and secondarily about Burk finding a way to make her outfit, the National Council of Women's Organizations, the primary mouthpiece of Left wing feminism on the public scene.

 
March 26th, 2003

The Price Of Friendship

Just a day ago, hockey great Wayne Gretzky publicly expressed his support for President Bush and the American troops going into battle in Iraq. Today, we learned just what one segment of the Canadian population thinks about it:

A statue of Wayne Gretzky was adorned with a sign that read "U$ Lackey'' on Tuesday in protest of the hockey star's recent comments supporting President Bush in the war against Iraq.

Employees of Skyreach Centre quickly removed the cardboard sign from the statue at the entrance to the home arena of Gretzky's former team, the Edmonton Oilers.

What's infuriating about this, is the fact that Gretzky's quote was hardly warlike. If anything, it seemed as if he was trying to show the United States the face of Canada that is America's friend, rather than the snide pot-shots that have regularly eminated from the Canadian government over the last few months. But, as always, no good deed goes unpunished.

Link courtesy of Ben Domenech.

 
March 26th, 2003

An Enemy We’ve Seen, And Defeated, Before

With the news spreading that Iraqi forces may have executed a number of American soldiers who were in the process of surrendering, it's important to remember that our enemies have used these tactics in battle with us before. In particular, I'm referring to an incident that occurred on December 17, 1944 in Malmedy, Belgium.

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American dead at Malmedy.

It was on that day that elements of the 12th SS Panzer Division, a unit that was spearheading the German attack in what was to become known as the Battle of the Bulge, captured 140 soldiers serving with Battery B of the 85th Field Artillery Observation Battalion. After the Americans were stripped of anything of value by their German captors, they were herded into a field by the SS troopers.

Here's the account of what happened next from the Wiesenthal Center:

The prisoners were lined up and prodded into a pasture near the crossroads. They stood there in ranks in the cold mud with their hands raised in surrender while the German officers discussed their fate. Soon some tanks and half - tracks moved up and parked opposite the field. And then the Germans opened fire on the prisoners with machine guns, machine pistols and other weapons. The Americans crumpled to the ground, the majority of them dead or wounded, a few of them unscathed but feigning death. When the firing died down, SS officers and men walked among the prostrate men and pumped bullets into GIs who showed signs of life, or crushed their skulls with rifle butts. One soldier expertly tested each GI first by kicking him in the groin. If a victim reacted, he was shot in the head. Sergeant Kenneth F. Ahrens was lying on the ground with a bullet in his back. "Why he didn't shoot me I don't know... Every once in a while a tank or half - track would roll by and turn their guns on us, just for a good time. I mean, they were laughing. They were having a good time."

In all, 86 soldiers were killed in that pasture, though a number escaped to relay news of the incident to Allied Forces. At the order of General Dwight Eisenhower, news of what became known as the "Massacre at Malmedy," was quickly communicated to American forces in the field, where a number of units vowed they would take no prisoners wearing SS uniforms.

No doubt members of the "Saddam Fedayeen," face the prospect of a similar fate at the hands of American soldiers and Marines.

POSTSCRIPT: Another example, this from the New York Times:

Despite the American foothold on the eastern side of the Euphrates, Iraqi forces continued to attack in what soldiers described as futile, almost fanatical assaults against M1-A1 tanks and Bradley armored fighting vehicles.

Again, this isn't anything American troops haven't faced, and defeated in detail, before.

 
March 26th, 2003

Calvin Klein Mystery Continues

In New York, folks are still buzzing over Calvin Klein's sideline meltdown with New York Knicks player Latrell Sprewell on Monday night. Klein's PR people weren't returning calls about the incident yesterday, but Sprewell was handling questions with a pretty good sense of humor:

One thing Sprewell did reveal yesterday is that the two didn't "talk business."

Added Sprewell with a laugh: "Any type of clothing line, I'm definitely open to, so if Mr. Klein wants to do some business, it can be done."

If you haven't done so already, be sure to stop by Newsday's Web site to take a look at some of the photos of the incident. They're absolutely priceless.

 
March 26th, 2003

Just Pay Them

If you're into libertarian political thought, I strongly suggest you stroll on over to Radley Balko's blog: The Agitator. He mixes in plenty of cultural commentary as well, and his blog is a regular stop for me at least two or three times a day. And when it comes to sports, there isn't too much daylight between Radley and the free market sports fan's editorial line:

I've never understood why guys sign baseball contracts at 18, women join the tennis tour at 13, gymnasts drop out of school and train for the Olympics at 10, and yet everybody cries bloody murder when someone suggests we might pay NCAA basketball or football players, or when a kid with big talent forgoes college and enters the NBA draft.

Drop the charade. They're not there for an education, and they don't get one.

Bravo, bravo. Stop on by Radley's place and say hello.

 
March 26th, 2003

Caray And Van Wieren Shoved Aside

I'm sorry, but this announcement is just downright "un-American":

Longtime announcers Skip Caray and Pete Van Wieren won't be part of TBS' coverage of the Atlanta Braves at the start of the season as the cable network tries to lure more viewers.

Don Sutton and Joe Simpson, who've split television and radio duties with Caray and Van Wieren for the past several years, will be in the booth for 90 games on TBS.

Caray and Van Wieren, entering their 28th season with the Braves, will handle 36 games shown on Turner South, a regional cable network in only 6.5 million homes. By comparison, TBS can been seen in 87 million homes.

I don't have any problems with Sutton or Simpson (in fact, Sutton has grown on me over the years), but not hearing Caray and Van Wieren broadcast the Braves seems ridiculous. One of Baseball's great strengths has always been its regional appeal -- and Caray and Van Wieren are as much a part of that fabric as Ralph Kiner and Phil Rizutto in New York.

Further, these are two voices that are inextricably tied to the Braves rise to prominence in the National League. Shoving them off the air cuts millions of fans off from the sort of history Baseball ought to be honoring if it's going to survive.

It seems the Turner execs are hedging their bets, saying that the move is subject to change. It's almost that they're anticipating a massive backlash, and I hope they're right. Here's hoping Caray and Van Wieren get their old jobs back, and right away.

 
March 26th, 2003

Capriati’s Salute

Over the course of her career, plenty of people have been given reason to wonder if Jennifer Capriati is really all there. On Monday, she gave us another reason why:

Jennifer Capriati says she meant no disrespect and only wanted to "show support for the troops" when she asked NASDAQ-100 Open stadium court producer Bob Ruf to play a 1999 rap song by Outkast called B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) during her warmup for Monday's eventual win over Sarah Taylor.

Players often request songs for their prematch music, and usually it is no problem. Andy Roddick, for example, asked for Born in the USA on Sunday. The song Capriati requested is not about war, but Ruf was uneasy when he heard the refrain -- "Don't Pull the Thang out, unless you plan to bang. Bombs over Baghdad! Yeah!"

Ruf expressed his concern to WTA communications executive Jim Fuhse, who suggested Ruf play a portion of the song and not include the questionable refrain, which is what Ruf did. The song's name and refrain are the reasons MTV-Europe banned the video last month when the war was imminent.

"I like the song and wanted to show support for the troops," Capriati said Tuesday through a WTA spokesman.

Say what you want about MTV Europe banning the video (a gutless move), but it hardly seems like the tune one would want to play to support our troops overseas. Take a look for yourself. Not that the tune Roddick picked was any better. Much like This Land Is Your Land, Born In The USA might just be one of the most commonly misconstrued popular tunes of all time. Using Born, the sad lament of the brother of a dead Vietnam vet, as a tribute to our troops seems a little odd.

 
March 26th, 2003

Playoff Time

Over at ESPN.com, Page 2's Eric Neel has put together a neat little piece over which sport has the best playoff system. Overall, he gives the nod to Major League Baseball, but along the way he matches the NBA Playoffs against the NHL Playoffs. Here's what he had to say in giving the nod to Mr. Stern's neighborhood:

Dead heat. But in one, you're playing for a dinged-up relic from another era, and better yet, for the chance to take it home with you, fill it up with pudding, bathe the baby in it, serve your best girl a nice hot 'n' sour soup -- whatever suits you. There is a weird, frantic energy to the NHL playoffs. Maybe it's the fierce checking, maybe it's the tough defense and scarcity of goals, but maybe what it really is is that guys truly, madly, deeply want the Cup; not the victory, or the title, or the abstract notion of being a champion, but the hardware itself, the shiny metal evidence of their desire and its accomplishment. The Larry O'Brien trophy, by comparison, is nice, but it's too pretty, and not at all funky, and really only functional as one of those tranquility garden balls you see from time to time tucked in among the ferns. All of which would add up to an NHL upset in this battle if not for one thing: The NHL playoff field is limited to exactly 1,464 teams every year, including every team in the league, every team that once was in the league but has gone out of business, every team in college and high school, and every team that plays gas-money, no-holds-barred semi-pro hockey in every nook and cranny of the country (emphasis mine -- EMc).

Neel exaggerates, but there was a time when he wasn't all that far off the mark. As recently as the early 1980s (recent for me anyway), an astounding 16 of 21 NHL franchises made the playoffs -- just under 80 percent, or better than two-thirds of the league's teams.

Back then, the regular season really did mean next to nothing. And, as the NHL began slowly creeping toward going best of seven in every round of the playoffs, it seemed as if the playoffs were nearly as long as the regular season.

But a funny thing has happened over the past twenty or so years. Thanks to the expansion-mad 1990s, the league now has 30 teams, and all of a sudden, the regular season does mean something. It means so much, that the very financial survival of certain franchises is predicated on their ability to make it to the post season and pick up some extra bucks.

Meanwhile, the NBA, which will also be adopting a best of seven format in every playoff round, has been growing as well -- to the point where 16 of the league's 29 teams make the playoffs.

Oops. Guess Neel got it wrong. Because according to my math, that means that it's slightly tougher to make the NHL playoffs than the NBA playoffs. So, if it's a push, according to Neel, the NHL ought to win every time.

 
March 25th, 2003

Gretzky: Behind Bush “100 Percent”

In Canada, Prime Minister Jean Chretien is under no illusions that he's the most important person in the nation. He knows that, like every Canadian Prime Minister, he will always be Number 2 behind Wayne Gretzky.

And now, the most important person in Canada, unlike the Prime Minister, has announced his support for President Bush and the war against Iraq:

gretzky.jpg You can keep Michael Moore and the Dixie Chicks. We've got Wayne Gretzky!
"All I can say is the president of the United States is a great leader, I happen to think he's a wonderful man and if he believes what he's doing is right I back him 100 per cent," said Gretzky, in Calgary for a news conference for Ronald McDonald Children's Charities. "If the president decides to go to war he must know more than we know, or we hear about. He must have good reason to go and we have to back that."

Gretzky, who makes his home in the Los Angeles area, said his children are American citizens and he has a relative fighting in Iraq.

"I have a cousin who is in Iraq right now and is in the U.S. Marines. He was there in '91 and he's there now and it's a tough time for his family and it's a tough time for all of us.

Gretzky stopped short of bashing his own Prime Minister, but he didn't really need to. His voice will be heard loud and clear across Canada.

During the Salt Lake City Winter Olympic Games, Gretzky had a few choice words to say about the American media, which I wasn't too happy with at the time. But after today, he's proven to be a real friend.

Thanks Wayne.

 
March 25th, 2003

Security Gets Between Spree And His Calvins

From the too good to not pass along file, comes this item from last night's Knicks-Raptors game at Madison Square Garden:

calvin_klein.jpg Right this way back to your seat, Mr. Klein.
Clothing designer Calvin Klein had to be ushered to his seat by security after he wandered down the sideline and started screaming at Latrell Sprewell with about two minutes remaining in the game. Sprewell declined to say what Klein had been yelling, but seemed amused by the incident. "I didn't know it was him," Sprewell said.

For the crowd that's more familiar with Women's Wear Daily, Newsday has graciously provided a whole slide show of the incident. Enjoy!

 
March 25th, 2003

Hockey Night Meets The Press

Thanks to one of my readers, I was able to watch the latest edition of Coach's Corner, an in-game feature of the CBC's Hockey Night In Canada with ex-NHL coach Don "Grapes" Cherry and broadcast co-host Ron McLean. This past Saturday night, the two used the segment to air a rollicking and free form debate about Canada's position on the American attack on Iraq.

The touchstone for the debate was last Thursday night's booing of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Montreal's Bell Centre before an NHL game between the New York Islanders and the Montreal Canadiens. You'd do well to watch the on-air debate: both for what it tells you about Canada's political culture as well as for the fact that it's seven minutes of great television. (Even the New York Times has taken notice.)

And, as it turns out, it was almost seven minutes of television that nobody got to see. According to today's Toronto Globe and Mail, McLean's director at Hockey Night was begging him to wrap up the segment off camera -- something which McLean resisted. Now the word is that the two co-hosts are due to be reprimanded by CBC executives for using the segment to discuss politics.

What garbage. I wish more TV personalities in the U.S. had the integrity of McLean and the passion of Cherry. If anything, McLean, someone who openly expressed his doubts about the war, deserves all the credit in the world for drawing out Cherry's position on the war (something "Hockey Night's" viewers were probably curious about), as well as for having the guts to tell his superiors no when it came to doing right by his viewers.

UPDATE: This is getting a little more serious:

The United States ambassador to Canada has bluntly said his country is upset and disappointed that Canada has refused to join the U.S.-led coalition against Iraq.

Paul Cellucci, speaking in Toronto on Tuesday, said the U.S. would be ready to answer any security threat against Canada and that has left many Americans wondering why "Canada is not there for us now." He said the issue has caused a "bump in relations."

"It's disappointing to us, and a lot of people in Washington are upset that Canada is not fully supporting us here," Cellucci told an Economic Club of Toronto audience.

And, as most folks know, ambassadors don't just pop off on their own. I'm sure somebody inside the Bush Administration said it was time to say something.

 
March 25th, 2003

Late Night On The Wire

A former women's basketball player at Sacred Heart University is suing the Roman Catholic school saying she was kicked off the team and lost her scholarship after becoming pregnant and deciding to keep her baby.

So, I guess that means she could have kept her scholarship if she had just shut her mouth and got an abortion. Shame on Sacred Heart.

A study by the Institure for Diversity and Ethics In Sport found that 10 of the "Sweet 16" in the men's NCAA basketball tournament have failed to graduate 50 percent of their players over the past few years. The results are great ammunition for NCAA President Myles Brand's plan to revoke scholarships from schools that fail to graduate players. If anything, I think we're closer to the day when the NCAA splits between schools that want to get their athletic departments under control, and those who are satisfied with athletics completely defining their identity.

A day before NFL owners are to vote on a proposal to expand their playoffs by two Wild Card teams, NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue poured plenty of cold water on the idea. Newsday's Bob Glauber also says that the proposal to re-format the league's OT rules is unlikely to pass as well.

Down in Florida, the Montreal Expos has reunited the Hernandez brothers by acquiring Livan Hernandez from the San Francisco Giants for a pair of cleats and a fungo bat. The Expos had acquired Livan's half-brother Orlando Hernandez earlier in the offseason in a trade with the New York Yankees.

And in case you didn't notice, the World Figure Skating Championships are taking place in Washington, D.C. this week at the MCI Center -- something that has forced both the Washington Wizards and Capitals to go on extended road trips that might put their chances to make the playoffs in jeopardy.

 
March 24th, 2003

Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

Here's what Houston Astros slugger Lance Berkman had to say about the Dixie Chicks, dissing the President during a concert in London last week:

"I don't want to shoot them or anything," said Berkman, a Texas native, "I just want them to move to Oklahoma." ...

Glad to see somebody has a sense of humor about this.