Archive for April, 2004

April 30th, 2004

Don Cherry Update

A couple of years ago, the CBC tried to force Hockey Night In Canada co-host Ron McLean out the door, but relented when confronted by a surprising viewer backlash. Now, with Don Cherry possibly headed out the door, McLean might ask out as well.

Steve Simmons at the Winnipeg Sun looks at the story behind the story of Cherry's possible departure:

The question is: How will people react to Cherry's imminent departure and will Canadians, a second time, pay more attention to a hockey personality than anything else that sells for news in this country?

The same CBC people who happily spend the Hockey Night revenue on other programming have always been offended by Cherry. But they have, in essence, played the part of television pimps, party to and profiting from what they truly disdain.

Now with Cherry at age 70, with a possible NHL lockout looming and the network revenue streams in doubt, they figure the time has come to do what they've wanted to do for years.

And, rest assured, Don Cherry will not go quietly.

At the Globe and Mail, an online poll on the subject was a near run thing, with a slight majority saying they wouldn't miss Cherry if he were fired. And if he is, there won't be any shortage of suitors for his services. Here was an interesting factoid I pulled from another article in the Winnipeg Sun:

While ratings for hockey have slipped, HNIC still averages 1.286 million viewers per week, skyrocketing toward 4 million during The Toronto Maple Leafs playoff run. Aside from Canadian Idol, it is the only Canadian-produced show among our nation's Top-20 and the only CBC show to average more than a million viewers.

So, let me get this straight: the CBC has an established track record of producing programming nobody wants to see. So they take their highest rated program, the one that produces more revenue than any other, and kick its star attraction out the door.

How in the world do those executives keep their jobs? Colby Cosh might have some answers.

Where does Don Cherry get his outlandish shirts, click here to get the word from the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Looking for a potential replacement? How about Brett Hull?

 
April 30th, 2004

NHL Playoff Notebook

Tampa Bay 3 Montreal 1: If things don't change soon, the folks in Tampa Bay are going to start thinking that winning a playoff series ain't no big thing. So far, they've played nine games, have eight wins (seven straight since losing Game Two of their first round series to the Islanders), and two series wins. They've looked dominant most of the time, and in the rare instances where they haven't, hot goaltending and smart fundamental hockey have bailed them out.

So, has Stanley Cup fever gripped the Tampa area? Here's some words from Tampa Tribune columnist Martin Fennelly:

Fear the Bolt.

Let Philadelphia and Toronto bloody themselves silly.

Let them tear themselves to pieces for another week.

The Lightning will be waiting.

Together.

Wow. Almost 100 percent content free. Well, that's at least one resident of Tampa who's gone Cup Crazy.

As for the Canadiens, it was a somber end to a season they ought to be proud of. If all the team had managed to do this season was make the playoffs, they would have had to call the season a success. Instead, they made the playoofs with plenty of room to spare, developed a former goon (Sheldon Souray) into a legitimate threat offensive threat on the blue line, and managed to knock the #2 seed in the conference out of the playoffs.

Head coach Claude Julien and GM Bob Gainey have laid the foundation for this team to challenge in the East for as long as Jose Theodore wears the bleu, blanc et rouge. They've got young talent (Ribero, Ryder, Komisarek), along with a top line that's still in its prime (Koivu, Kovalev, Zednik).

Gainey has made me a believer. And kudos to the Montreal fans who stayed in their seats until the end and gave the Canadiens a standing ovation as the clock wound down with the result already decided. The future is bright in Montreal.

Tampa Bay wins series 4-0.

Detroit 4 Calgary 2: The next time somebody asks me why I love ice hockey, I'm going to want to reach for the videotape of those 18 seconds last night when the Saddledome rocketed from somber to supersonic. When Ville Nieminen faked Curtis Joseph out of his jock strap to score just moments after Martin Gelinas got Calgary back into the game, I rocketed out of my chair.

But as great as the moment might have been, I'm left wondering if it won't be Calgary's high-water mark this season. After all, Detroit took their best punch on the road, and was still able to secure a solid win on enemy ice. We're down to a best of three, with two of those games coming in Detroit.

They've won there before, but can they do it again? Dan Toth of the Calgary Sun is wondering:

The chance to take control of the series slipped through their fingers and Martin Gelinas knows it. "It was a 2-2 game, we battled back from a 2-0 deficit and we had 20 minutes to make it happen -- that's a huge opportunity but we didn't make it happen. We didn't pull through. We didn't have everybody going the way we had the previous game," the veteran Flames winger suggested after last night's 4-2 loss to Detroit, evening the best-of-seven series.

"We need to get back to our game. We need everybody to compete, play well and we need to play for 60 minutes."

Martin Gelinas -- grizzled hockey veteran, proven cliche machine. Catch him on the ice on Saturday afternoon.

Series tied 2-2.

 
April 29th, 2004

Idiot Watch

I guess it was only a matter of time when an idiot on America's anti-war Left wanted to speak his mind about former NFL player Pat Tillman and his death while in action in Afghanistan. I give you Rene Gonzalez, graduate student at the University of Massachusetts:

I've been mystified at the absolute nonsense of being in "awe" of Tillman's "sacrifice" that has been the American response. Mystified, but not surprised. True, it's not everyday that you forgo a $3.6 million contract for joining the military. And, not just the regular army, but the elite Army Rangers. You know he was a real Rambo, who wanted to be in the "real" thick of things. I could tell he was that type of macho guy, from his scowling, beefy face on the CNN pictures. Well, he got his wish.

Just when you think it can't get worse, it does:

Tillman, probably acting out his nationalist-patriotic fantasies forged in years of exposure to Clint Eastwood and Rambo movies, decided to insert himself into a conflict he didn't need to insert himself into. It wasn't like he was defending the East coast from an invasion of a foreign power. THAT would have been heroic and laudable. What he did was make himself useful to a foreign invading army, and he paid for it. It's hard to say I have any sympathy for his death because I don't feel like his "service" was necessary. He wasn't defending me, nor was he defending the Afghani people. He was acting out his macho, patriotic crap and I guess someone with a bigger gun did him in.

Last time I checked, both al Qaeda and the Taliban were still active in Afghanistan. Guess some folks don't read the papers.

You can read an editorial from the paper's Editorial Board defending the decision to run the piece here. And as much as I might despise both Mr. Gonzalez and his arguments, I'm happy to support the paper's decision to run his editorial.

What we have next is a test in a number of ways. Here's hoping the administration at the university protects the freedom of expression of Mr. Gonzalez, those who would criticize him, as well as the newspaper that ran the offending article.

Fight free speech with more free speech -- no matter how stupid and heinous your opponent might be.

Link via ESPN.com.

 
April 29th, 2004

CBC Ready To Dump Cherry

From this morning's Toronto Globe and Mail:

The love-hate relationship between the CBC and Don Cherry is so strained that the two sides are preparing to sever their 23-year relationship at the end of the Stanley Cup playoffs.

CBC brass is apparently fed up with trying to keep Canada's best-known bombast in line and on a politically correct leash. But if he goes, Mr. Cherry's departure will polarize the country, which is invariably delighted or infuriated by this 70-year-old iconoclast's recurring bouts of foot-in-mouth disease.

More later.

Link via Ben Wright at The Net Files.

 
April 29th, 2004

Rink Notes

The Hockey Rodent has been watching Robyn Regehr at work in the Calgary-Detroit series, and doesn't like what he sees:

I switch to the Red Wings and Flames in time to see a special description of The Tunnel of Death, a boarding move manifested by Calgary defenseman Robyn Regehr where he grabs the shoulder of an enemy forward from behind and rides the victim face-first into the boards twenty feet away!

While this is all very entertaining stuff to viewers of Vince MacMahon's Saturday morning fare, it is not hockey

Shame of Steve Levy for not denouncing it for what it is: boarding.

For us sleepy folk on the East Coast, PJ at Sharkspage has created a handy list unsung heroes on the Sharks. Color me guilty, as I turned in at 10:45 p.m. EDT last night. Still licking his wounds after seeing the Sens get bounced by Toronto, Black, Red and Gold is thinking over Ottawa's options in goal next season.

Blasphemy in Edmonton:

Oilers fans cheering for the Calgary Flames? Say it ain't so, Joe.

It would never have happened in the 1980s and early '90s when the two clubs waged wild Battles of Alberta that set a standard for gritty, no-holds barred, hockey.

But in the land of fading bumper stickers that proclaim "ABC: Anybody but Calgary," some Oilers fans are begrudgingly climbing onto the Flames bandwagon.

Mario Lemieux has resumed skating -- but who will he play for next: the Penguins, or Team Canada at the World Cup. Back in the States, the NCAA has revised eligibility rules for the NHL Entry Draft.

Steve Ovadia of Puck Update is getting married. Congrats to Steve and the new Mrs. Ovadia. Now if he's just moves out of Queens and gets a nice house in Scarsdale everything would be ok.

 
April 29th, 2004

NHL Playoff Notebook

Toronto 4 Philadelphia 1: There are many things we can count on in this world, probably too many to chronicle. And one of these things we can count on is that when a Pat Quinn-coached team has its back against the wall, they can generally be counted on to thug it up. And with the Flyers leading their Eastern Conference Semifinal series 2-0 last night, that's exactly what the Maple Thugs did:

NECESSITY BEING the mother of invention, the Bay Street Bullies were reborn last night. Down 2-0 in their series against the Philadelphia Flyers, a pale imitation of the original Broad Street Bullies, the Maple Leafs put on their gorilla suits and drummed out a 4-1 victory.

After being frustrated in back-to-back games by Flyers goalie Robert Esche and his makeshift defensive corps, Toronto came out in Game 3 with the clear intent to physically manhandle the Flyers in general, with special emphasis on their depleted defenders.

It's not as if the notion of playing physical hockey just occurred to Pat Quinn and his team. They do it all the time. But seldom do they play it with such ferocity, from top to bottom in the lineup.

The point man in last night's game was veteran Alexander Mogilny, who supplemented his goal-scoring performance with a pair of hits on defensemen Denny Markov and Marcus Ragnarsson which could charitably be described as "borderline." With the Leafs ahead 4-1 in the third period, the Flyers decided it was time to retaliate:

The revenge appeared to begin after the hit on Markov. Within seconds, Roenick went after Mogilny in defense of his teammate, and both of them went to the penalty box for roughing.

Then, later in the third, came the most exacting bit of revenge. With the Flyers already trying to kill a five-on-three penalty situation, Ragnarsson took a big, two-handed swing at Mogilny and nailed him in the back of the legs. Ragnarsson received a slashing penalty and Mogilny limped off. Mogilny missed one shift, but played two more at the end of the game.

Things were fairly uneventful after that. And now, we head to Game 4 with the snarl everybody expected all along. If it was a little late in arriving, well, it's now officially here.

It's not like we haven't seen this all before. Two years ago, the headlines in and around the first round series between Toronto and the Islanders centered around Darcy Tucker's vicious takedown of Michael Peca. What didn't get nearly as much attention was Gary Roberts' hit from behind on a defenseless Kenny Jonsson that sidelined him for the rest of the series.

Can you tell my blood is up? And I'm not even a Flyers fan. The only person who's probably happy with this news is Tampa Bay head coach John Tortorella. Whatever team makes it past this round is going to be easy pickings for the Bolts.

Philadelphia leads series 2-1.


Colorado 1 San Jose 0 OT: It's just one game, right? Nothing to worry about here, the Sharks are still up 3-1 on the Avalanche, and only two teams in NHL history have ever come back from a 3-0 series deficit to win.

Here's what Sharks head coach Ron Wilson should tack to the locker room door as the Sharks get ready for Game Five:


True, the Sharks are still two games to the good in this Western Conference semifinal series, needing only one win from a maximum of three tries to advance to the third round for the first time ever. But they also go home knowing that they can be outplayed, big time.

Because they were.

The Avalanche earned this result, to be sure, but in the parallel universe of style points, the Avalanche had played a game more in keeping with a 5-1 win, 5-2 tops. They had done to San Jose what they seemed either unwilling or incapable of doing in the first three games, using their speed, their power and their willingness to fight for control of the middle of the ice. As a result, they behaved as if they finally understood the depth and breadth of their predicament, and faced their seeming doom with remarkable resolve.

Or, for those of you who like their news a little punchier, they dope-slapped the Sharks but good.

Ouch. Here's hoping Wilson uses some of the Sharks advanced technology to blow up that last quote. On the bright side, the Avalanche victory delayed, at least for one game, the inevitable departure of Peter Forsberg from the NHL for the Swedish Elite League. Here's the Denver Post's Terry Frei:

After years of battling injuries, of mounting frustration for the state of the game in North America, and relentless turns of the calendar pages that have left him on the verge of turning 31, some of what seemed to be a kid's love for the sport has evaporated.

It is a job. A job he loves, most of the time. Banged up, though, he skips practices when he can do so, or needs to.

And make no mistake, while he has set this up to be able to play in Sweden next season, some of the talk about Forsberg over the past few months has bordered on the comical.

Shh, we heard, Forsberg might be leaving!

He gets one more game.

San Jose leads series 3-1.

UPDATE: Think the Battle of Ontario was tough? Well, here's it's first and only casualty:

An Ottawa sports broadcaster who was suspended earlier this month for making "distasteful" comments about the wife of Toronto Maple Leafs enforcer Tie Domi will not return to The Team 1200.

Assistant program director Dave Mitchell couldn't say whether an offer to return was extended to Don (Dandyman) Romani, but noted the decision was made by the seasoned broadcaster and that both parties agreed it was in both of their interests.

Referring to Domi's wife Leanne during a broadcast of Afternoon Drive With Dandy and Buzz, Romani said: "One would suspect that she could take a good punch."

He later added: "I'll bet you (Domi's) idea of aerobics is to bang her around a bit once a week."

I'm sure he'll be missed.

Over at The Hockey Pundits, Christian McAlonan has an interesting breakdown of last night's Toronto-Phlliy game.

 
April 28th, 2004

Rink Notes

Rob Blake may be out for the remainder of the Sharks-Avalanche series, which looks to be somewhere around 60 minutes of hockey. Out in Denver, some are trying to draw inspiration from the 1975 New York Islanders:

Denis Potvin remembers the hopeless feeling he had taking to the ice for practice the day before Game 4 of his New York Islanders' second-round playoff series with the Pittsburgh Penguins in 1975.

The 1974-75 Penguins, a team that had nine players with 20 or more goals, led the series 3-0. Islanders fans thought it was over. The Penguins thought it was over. The media thought it was over. As much as he tried to have hope, Potvin thought the series was, well, over.

"It's hard to believe that you're going to be able to do it," Potvin said Tuesday from his Florida home. "It's hard to feel good about anything at that point. I mean, at that time, only one team had ever come back from 3-0 down and won a series."

Soon enough, that number would be two. If you root for the Avs (which almost were named the Rapids, more on that later), I wouldn't get your hopes up. Meanwhile in the San Jose locker room, head coach Ron Wilson was taking a look back at a piece of Washington Capitals history a local like me would rather forget:

"It happens more often than not that those trade-deadline deals make things worse instead of better," Wilson said. "I remember when I was in Washington, things were pretty well set up one year (2001) for us to play Philadelphia in the first round of the playoffs, so we made what we thought was a really smart deal, Dainius Zubrus and Trevor Linden for Richard Zednik and Jan Bulis. It was a great deal on paper, at least that's what it seemed like to us.

"Then we lost the first five games after we made the deal, and we ended up playing Pittsburgh instead (losing in six games), and the chemistry was gone. I'd make the trade again tomorrow and be happy with it, but that's what happens sometimes."

This was the year of the infamous schedule change, where the Penguins asked the league to adjust the format because the Penguins wouldn't be able to use Mellon Arena for Game Three because of a conflict with a dance troupe called, "Burning The Floor". The result: a cock-eyed playoff series, where the Caps hosted Game One, while the Pens got Games Two and Three. As it turned out, "Burning The Floor" was cancelled, and the Caps were blown out on home ice in Game One, and were never really back in it.

And yes, we'd be happy to have Bulis and Zednik back too.

With the Leafs offense looking anemic, Pat Quinn is shaking things up -- moving Alexander Mogilny to the top line with Mats Sundin and Gary Roberts. And once again, Joe Nieuwendyk will not be in the lineup.

NHLPA head Bob Goodenow and NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman will take in tonight's Flyers-Leafs game in Toronto, and then meet again on Thursday to see if they can jumpstart the CBA negotiations.

Click here for the latest from ESPN's John Buccigross.

 
April 28th, 2004

Lesson For The Refs

Mark Cuban is asking readers of his blog to analyze game film for him:

This blog has generated a lot of great feedback from high school, college and recreational officials. Consider this a test of your knowledge of NBA rules. Im hoping to get feedback from all of you who have a tape or TIVO of our game 4 last night on plays that occured at the times listed below.

I havent heard back yet from the NBA on their position on the calls, so it will be interesting to compare the emails and comments I get versus what the NBA comes back with

The reaction in the comments section is lively and informative. If only somebody on the inside in the NHL were to mimic what Cuban is doing at Blog Maverick.

 
April 28th, 2004

NHL Playoff Notebook

Tampa Bay 4 Montreal 3 OT: Oh, what might have been. How many times have you thought just that about your favorite team? You know what I'm talking about. One moment, the way to the promised land is open, the next, it's shut forever. For me, that moment came in Game Three of the 1993 Eastern Conference Finals. Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York. Islanders-Canadiens. Isles down 2-0 to Montreal in the series, but it's much, much closer as Game Two went into OT before a Canadiens victory.

Sure, we're down 2-0, but this Canadiens team is vulnerable. They can be taken, especially since we've got them on home ice.

Game Three goes into OT as well, tied 1-1. Islander Pierre Turgeon, miraculously healed after a Dale Hunter cheap shot in the first round, beats Patrick Roy with a wrist shot.

A shot that clangs off the crossbar like Big Ben at Noon.

Not long after, Guy Carbonneau sticks the dagger into the Isles. New York rallies to win Game Four at home, but the outcome really isn't in doubt. By some cruel quirk of fate, I pick up the French language broadcast of Game Five on my car radio as I drive back to Washington from my brother's college graduation. The Islanders haven't won a playoff series since.

I'm guessing that's how the fans of the Habs are feeling this morning. Down 2-1 last night, they engineered a hard earned comeback in the third period, overcoming Tampa Bay's stifling defense to score twice in the third and take the lead.

But fate had other plans. What else could you say after Vincent Lecavalier's goal with just 16.5 seconds left to tie the game? Another goal scored from between a player's legs? Twice in just a few days? And then to have Brad Richards end it in OT on a shot he banked off the back of Jose Theodore?

Red Fisher:

In the end, this Canadiens team left the ice heads down, shoulders slumped and looking for all the world like people with the windmills of their minds spinning out of control.

In the end, after this stunning 4-3 loss 65 seconds into overtime left them trailing their best-of-seven series 3-0, what could they be thinking?

I think I have an idea. Philadelphia better hope they finish off Toronto in a sweep.

Tampa Bay leads series 3-0.

Calgary 3 Detroit 2: How much fun are they having in Calgary right now? In the third period of last night's game, the cooperative operators of the rink aimed their video cameras at the one and only Theo Fleury -- out of hockey, but never far from the thoughts and prayers of the hockey faithful in Calgary. The place absolutely erupted with chants of "THEO! THEO! THEO!" It was a great moment, one that unfortunately ESPN neglected to show us on camera.

Like just about anyone else watching this series, I know the fate of the Flames is tied up in the performance of Jarome Iginla and Mikkaa Kiprusoff. But the prominence of those two players is obscuring the contribution of some other players who are more integral to Calgary's success than you might realize. Last night, it didn't seem like there was one shift where Calgary defenseman Robyn Regehr didn't hurt somebody. The boy is a beast, and I'm sure Pavel Datsyuk was consumed with nightmares about him after his head hit the pillow this morning.

The other player you ought to be watching is Calgary center Craig Conroy. The guy seems to skate the entire length of the ice and back on every single shift. He's speedy, and a maniac on the forecheck. Grab a list of everything a hockey player is supposed to be doing when they're away from the puck, and Conroy checks off everything on the list. And I've given up counting the number of times a poke check from Conroy has broken up a Detroit breakout.

Players like that carry the load too. And now it appears that it's going to be enough to take the Wings to the limit. Even if Detroit comes back to win this series, it looks as if they'll have a well-rested Sharks squad waiting for them in the Western Conference Finals.

Calgary leads series 2-1.

 
April 27th, 2004

The Omnipotent Neil Smith

With 23 seconds remaining in regulation of tonight's Tampa Bay-Montreal playoff game, Montreal held a 3-2 lead. With a faceoff in the Montreal defensive zone coming up, ESPN color commentator Neil Smith said it might be a good idea for Canadiens head coach Claude Julien to call a timeout to give his goalie a chance to take a breath. Smith pointed out that Julien had passed up a chance to call timeout in Game Two, and that he shouldn't repeat the mistake.

Julien passed on the timeout. Six seconds later, Vincent Lecavalier re-directed a shot past Montreal's Jose Theodore to tie the game, 3-3.

UPDATE: And only 1:05 into OT, Brad Richards grabbed his own rebound, and banked a shot off the back of Theodore's skate for the game winner.

And once again, the play was set into motion by a neutral zone turnover.

 
April 27th, 2004

Destination Collins?

With Kerry Collins being uncerimoniously kicked to the curb by the New York Giants in favor of Mr. Golly Gee Willikers Aw Shucks himself, Eli Manning, speculation has begun as to where Collins might be headed next. Which is where we bring in NFL expert, and former Off Wing defensive partner, Dave Smith.

Dave: what do you think about Collins in a Baltimore Ravens uniform?

Hmmm... let's see... former first round pick, career rating in the low 70's, had some bad seasons early but improved in the middle of his career, slightly more career INT's than TD's... that formula could work.

But whither Kyle Boller? Do the Ravens just eat the two first round picks they spent on him??? Would Collins be happy as a short-term starter with Boller waiting in the wings?

As for the other potential destinations mentioned - 49ers, Cowboys and Cardinals - do the 49ers have the cap room? Are they happy with Rattay? Are they in rebuilding mode?

I think the Denny Green really means it when he says [Josh] McCown is the man, and they now have Shaun King, Preston Parsons, and rookie John Navarre on the roster (though King and Parsons could go). They have the cap room to make a move if they want a more known quantity in place of McCown.

How many QB's do the Cowboys have now - and all of them either marginal starters or at best a year away from being good. Collins could really fit there... but would Parcells have the patience for Collins' mistakes? He made it work with [Vinny] Testaverde, and bringing in Collins would make infinitely more sense than bringing in Vinny, as has been rumored. But do they have the cap room, and would Collins accept a short-term gig with Henson waiting in the wings?

... And i forgot about [former Giants head coach Jim] Fassel being in Baltimore now. Nobody would know better than he whether Collins would be worth picking up.

One other possibility: Kurt Warner. Why not?! With their D, all the Ravens NEED is someone like Dilfer or Collins. But Warner's upside, with a good O-line and Jamal at RB, could make the offense much better than just average. On the other hand, he could stand around waiting for guys to get wide open with perfect timing, as Bruce and Holt could, and end up getting clobbered and fumbling five times per game.

Well, if nothing else, his likely presence on the market should lower the price tag for Collins.

If I were walking in the shoes of Ravens GM Ozzie Newsome, I'd let somebody else try their luck with Warner. In fact, I'd be shocked if Warner makes it out of Week Three next season without re-injuring that pesky hand that's continually knocked him out of the lineup the last two seasons.

One thing the Ravens have a lot of is cap room -- room that's available after losing out in the Terrell Owens deal. It's amazing just how close the Ravens were to breaking out in last year's playoff. Erase a pair of personal foul calls on Orlando Brown, and they advance to the second round instead of Tennessee. And that was with Anthony Wright at the controls last year, a quarterback who proved his worth as a backup, but doesn't seem to be able to bring the Ravens to the next level.

Of course, this all assumes that Jamal Lewis will be back in a Baltimore uniform next season, and not deposited wholesale into a federal penitentiary as a result of those pending drug charges. So stay tuned, as Collins might get to redeem himself with the team that was the source of his greatest on-field humiliation.

 
April 27th, 2004

NHL Playoff Notebook

San Jose 1 Colorado 0: When I went over the boxscore for last night's game, I was stunned to find that the Avalanche had outshot the Sharks 33-17. Now, even though I might have only been casually watching last night's game, it didn't seem for a moment as if the Avalanche had dominated the run of play nearly that decisively. All the offense the Sharks needed came in the third period when wily veteran Vincent Damphousse caromed a shot off David Aebischer's back and into the net for a 1-0 lead. With Rob Blake out since the first period with an "upper body injury," defenseman Karlis Skrastins was forced to log more than 20 minutes of ice time, and was on the ice for Damphousse's goal. Skrastins has been on the ice for nine of San Jose's ten goals during this series.

As for Colorado's vaunted offense, they've been MIA this series, with head coach Tony Granato going so far as to make Teemu Selanne a healthy scratch for last Saturday's game in San Jose. Selanne returned to the lineup last night, and would have scored in the third period if not for a spectacular diving stop by Sharks goalie Evgeni Nabakov.

The San Francisco Chronicle's Ray Ratto says it's time to turn out the lights on Colorado:

Well, that's pretty much that.

It's not entirely that yet, but rest assured that it will be soon enough. The San Jose Sharks will go to their first Western Conference championship series because the Colorado Avalanche threw their best game at them and scored zero times.

That, children, is what poker players call a tell. You don't have to see the hole cards -- what's face-up is sufficiently instructive.

And here's what's face up this morning: The Sharks, with Monday's 1-0 victory over Colorado, are in. They're up 3-0, which means that they're so in that they aren't even trying to make a terribly compelling argument against the assumption.

With the loss, the Avalanche have no dropped three straight playoff games at home going back to last season. Unless head coach Tony Granato can rally this team back from the abyss (something that's only been done twice in NHL history), Granato can kiss this job goodbye.

San Jose leads series 3-0.

POSTSCRIPT: Since the start of the playoffs, I've listed hometown newspapers in each playoff city that I've been linking to. This morning I dropped the San Jose Mercury News in favor of the San Francisco Chronicle. Why? As it turns out, the registration process at the Mercury News embeds your email address into every hyperlink you see at the Web site -- a real pain for a blogger like me who wants to share hyperlinks far and wide. Now, I know there are ways I can avoid doing this, but it's simply something I don't want to have to think about.

 
April 27th, 2004

Taking A Second Look At The Schedule

In yesterday's Rink Notes post, Colby Cosh made a trenchant observation about the proposed schedule change that would shave 10 games off the schedule and eliminate interconference play:

Anything that limits the burden of travel in the NHL would, of course, be more disproportionately good for my Oilers than for any other team. It still seems deeply impractical, since it means half the league will never see a given star on home ice. No more Habs or Leafs visits to Edmonton, and no more chances for fans in the US northeast to see Sakic, Forsberg, Naslund, or Iginla live. No more chances for old Nords fans to root for the Avs in Montreal. A whole category of Original Six matchups (Chicago-New York, Detroit-Boston) permanently relegated to oblivion. That's all pretty hard to swallow. Hasn't the league gone quite far enough in this (essentially corner-cutting) direction already?

For a good primer on how the scheduling system works currently, click here for a Gary Thorne Column from USA Today last Spring that discussed some of the problems with the current schedule, as well as examined the possibility of the eliminaton of interconference play altogether. The current schedule is as follows:

Teams play division opponents six times.
Nondivisional conference opponents play each other four times.
There are 15 interconference games -- which means interconference games rotate sites each year.
Teams also play three discretionary against interconference rivals, with teams submitting their preferences to the NHL schedule makers for consideration.

The proposed new schedule looks like this:

Each plays its four division rivals eight times for a total of 32 divisional games.
In addition, it will play its 10 remaining conference rivals four times each for a total of 40 conference games and a grand total of 72 games.

In a second comment, Colby continued:

Or, to put it another way, think about draft day. "The Washington Capitals choose Alexander Ovechkin first overall. [Cheers] Too bad you fans in Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis, Vancouver, and Los Angeles will probably never get to see your teams play against him. In fact, he might as well be in a totally different league. Sorry about that!" Marketing genius at work!

I see Colby's point, but as it stands today, NHL fans only get to see the superstars from the outside their conference once every other year anyway. The bigger problem for the NHL is the interminable length of the season -- one that starts in the midst of the baseball playoffs and the first few weeks of the NFL season, and finishes off its championship when most folks are thinking about heading to the beach.

I was on IM last night with Jeff Grimshaw, and he mentioned that there was a time when hockey started in October and finished in May. There was a time when every playoff series played on back-to-back nights, with days off only for travel. We used to have playoff series that were over in a matter of days, not better than a week and a half.

We've got to get back to a more compact schedule. So here's the challenge Off Wing readers: devise a 72 game schedule that preserves interconference matchups in one form or another. Some ideas: why not take a look at the way the NFL handles things, with teams splitting their non-divisional schedule based on where they finish in the standings. Leave your ideas in the box below.

 
April 26th, 2004

Chatting With Cuban

Thanks to readers Beau Dure and Jim McCarthy for the pointer to the Mark Cuban chat session over at USA Today. Here's my favorite moment:

Dallas, Tx: Hey Mark, Do you think players leaving college early is hurting the NBA? What about NCAA? Do you as NBA owners care about the welfare of the NCAA game for the future of the NBA? Thanks man! You are awesome!

Mark Cuban: I could care less about the welfare of the NCAA game. To me its incredibly hypocritical how they go about their business. They should allow players to declare "going to the NBA" as their major, and accept that as reality instead of trying to fool themselves.

If I was allowed to, i would go to a local college team, ask them to leave the NCAA and personally provide financial support for them to educate players, allow us to pay the players a stipend to help them out, and let the players see and know if they are qualified for the nba so they can make an educated, realistic decision on their future.

The NCAA has enabled an environment where agents come in and mislead kids into thinking they can play in the NBA, and then when they cant, the kids are stuck with no place to go and no way to pay to finish their education. Thats wrong, and the NCAA is completely responsible and they know it.

See if you can find the question I submitted.

 
April 26th, 2004

Rink Notes

One item I missed over the weekend was the news that we might not see NHL players in the 2006 Winter Olympics in Italy if a labor crisis eats up too much of the 2004-05 regular season. As far as I'm concerned, I'd be happier if the NHL never sent another player to the Olympics ever again. Instead, the brains that run international ice hockey should just substitute the Olympics for the World Junior Championships in Olympic years, and give a new group of young and hungry players an opportunity to excel on the world stage.

Another news item that leaked concerned the proposal to trim 10 games from the regular season schedule beginning next year. Turns out you can lose those ten games by simply eliminating interconference play, and setting up a schedule that more closely resembles Major League Baseball before the advent of interleague play. Like Tom Benjamin, I'm for it, especially if it means avoiding competing head on with baseball playoffs every year. There have been more than a few years when I've felt the start of the NHL season has gotten lost in the mix media-wise, and a later start can only help. And that doesn't even begin to examine the potential benefit from more reasonable travel schedules, and how that might keep players healthier for the playoffs.

Larry Brooks of the New York Post is reporting that ownership in Ottawa is trying to hire Scotty Bowman to replace the deposed Jacques Martin, a move that might also involve Dominik Hasek. Brooks also talks about how the Rangers might try to sign Canucks goalie and former Rangers prospect Dan Cloutier, a possibility that Tom Benjamin examines here. Speaking of coaches, ex-Blues and Team Canada head coach Joel Quenneville had to leave the team at the World Championships last week after he was hospitalized for exhaustion. Anaheim's Mike Babcock has taken his place. Here's hoping Quenneville, one of the league's good guys, and one who has been mentioned in connection with the Rangers job, enjoys a speedy recovery. For all the news on the least significant international hockey tournament, click here.

Vancouver Canucks Op Ed is going on hiatus for the Spring and Summer. Congratulations to Jeff and Allanah on a great first season.

And finally, if you're not reading Colby Cosh's NHL Playoff Page, you're making a big mistake.

 
April 26th, 2004

D.C. Baseball Update

When it comes to following the continuing saga of Washington, D.C.'s quest to lure a Major League Baseball team to the nation's capital, the newspaper to read has to be the Washington Times. Led by sports business reporter Eric Fisher, the Times has stayed with the story more or less consistently over the past few years, making sure to look at the entire enterprise with a jaundiced eye, rather than an opportunity for regional boosterism.

Over the course of the end of last week and through the weekend, the paper ran a string of stories that merited some attention. First, last Thursday, Fisher wrote a piece that was ostensibly about D.C. Mayor Anthony Williams' stadium financing plan, but ultimately turned into a news analysis examining Baltimore Orioles' owner Peter Angelos' claims concerning the ability of the Baltimore-Washington area to support two baseball teams.

On the same day, Dick Heller penned a brutal, but fair, attack on Angelos and Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and their role in keeping baseball out of D.C.:

Until Angelos sells the Orioles and an honestly impartial commissioner replaces Selig, we're not going to see a team in Washington. All indications are that baseball will keep the pathetic Expos in limbo for two more years until it can raise the contraction issue once more, and who cares what we want or deserve. If that's the way it has to be, we can live with it
 
April 26th, 2004

NHL Weekend Roundup

It hasn't taken all that long for the playoff joy in Montreal to be replaced with dismay, as the Lightning have jumped all over the Canadiens in the first two games of their Eastern Conference Semifinal series, outscoring the Habs 7-1 in the process. Vincent Lecavalier, who was invisible during the first round series with the Islanders, broke out with two goals in Friday night's 4-0 shutout -- the fourth playoff shutout for Nikolai Khabibulin in just six playoff starts. Then Lecavalier scored twice again on Sunday afternoon, helping Tampa Bay to a 3-1 victory. The backbreaker on Sunday came with mere seconds left in the second period, when Lecavalier stripped Canadiens defenseman Sheldon Souray of the puck in the neutral zone, and streaked into the Montreal zone unmolested for a score:

``We outplayed them for most of the period,'' Souray said. ``When you have a turnover like that and misplay the puck and it comes back with two seconds left and they score, obviously it's a little demoralizing.''

Souray began damaging team morale from the onset with his presence - or lack thereof. With rookie teammate Michael Ryder already serving a roughing penalty, Souray was whistled for cross- checking at the 2:25 mark of the first period to create a two- man advantage for the Bolts. Ten seconds later, Lecavalier netted the third of his four goals in two games against his hometown team.

``It's going to be better next game,'' Souray said.

The balance returned to the world, or at least it did in Detroit, as the Red Wings evened their series with the Flames after a 5-2 home ice victory. Steve Yzerman scored a pair for the hometown team, but the Wings lean on their captain for a lot more than that:

Yzerman doesn't always make himself available to the news media. But he does it more often this time of year, especially after losses.

Let's face it: He doesn't love giving interviews, and he might feel it's less important for him to comment after a November victory over Columbus than it is after a pivotal playoff game, especially if he wasn't an important player on that particular night.

But it's more than that. He knows more reporters are around now. He knows if he speaks, his teammates won't have to say as much. And he also knows when he speaks, people listen. He can try to set the tone, to keep people from overreacting to the ebbs and flows of a series.

When the Wings ran into trouble in the first round against Nashville -- losing two straight, allowing the series to be tied -- Yzerman did what he had done so many times before. He said he wasn't surprised, the Predators were a good team, the Wings knew this would be tough, and so on.

When the Wings lost the second-round opener to Calgary on Thursday night . . . you guessed it. Without being asked, Yzerman came out, grabbed a sports drink, stood in front of the cameras, microphones and notebooks, and said the Wings would be fine if they stayed patient and played their game.

"He's definitely the leader," Darren McCarty said.

On Saturday afternoon in San Jose, the Sharks pummeled Colorado again, this time 4-1 to take a 2-0 lead in their series. Patrick Marleau, Vincent Damphouse and Jonathan Cheechoo all had a goal and an assist each, with Cheechoo undressing Colorado's David Aebischer:

During a power play, Brad Stuart took the puck low and made a slow pass in front to Cheechoo, who put his stick between his legs, trapped the puck behind his back and flipped a shot past Aebischer's glove in one fluid motion. Coach Ron Wilson didn't believe his eyes until he checked the Sharks' replay monitor on the bench.

"I don't think I've ever even practiced that," Cheechoo said with a sheepish grin. "I was just running out of options. Their sticks were in the way, in the way, in the way, and I had to try something."

Right now, it looks like Colorado is running out of options. Back East, the Flyers seemed to put a hammerlock on their series as well, defeating Toronto 2-1 and taking a 2-0 series lead. What's the difference this year? Goalie Robert Esche is, having only allowed 11 goals on 205 shots so far in the postseason. On the other side of the ice, frustration is mounting in Toronto, with the Leafs convinced they've outplayed Philly in every facet of the game:

When time ran out on the Maple Leafs last night, Alexander Mogilny smashed his stick in frustration and quickly left the Wachovia Center ice.

The broken blade, like the puck, went nowhere near the Philadelphia net.

It was that kind of evening for the Leafs. And it has become that kind of series for what are now the underdog Leafs. "We all felt like that," Tie Domi said. "We all felt what he was feeling."

Angry, frustrated and believing they deserved better, the Leafs flew home late last night with this second-round playoff series very much in peril. They did everything last night but kill penalties, score on their chances and even up their playoff series with the Philadelphia Flyers.

Everything but get a win.

The Leafs will have plenty of time to think about what went wrong, as they don't take to the ice again until Wednesday night back home in Toronto.

 
April 25th, 2004

Memories Of Senna

In San Marino, Michael Schumacher won for the fourth straight time on the Formula One circuit, this time in San Marino. 10 years ago, Schumacher also won at Imola, but that's not what F1 fans remember from that day in 1994. Steve MacLaughlin takes us back:

The first sign of trouble at Imola was during Friday practice when Jordan's Rubens Barrichello had a very heavy crash at the Variante Bassa chicane. Barrichello's car was thrown against the tire wall and fencing at 140mph knocking the young Brazilian unconscious and he swallowed his own tongue. A quick response from the FIA's trackside doctor Professor Sid Watkins saved Barrichello's life. Barrichello would later recount that Senna was the first face he saw in the medical center after regaining consciousness. "He had tears in his eyes. I had never seen that with Ayrton before. I just had the impression he felt as if my accident was like one of his own," recalls Barrichello.

There would be more tears before the weekend was over.

 
April 23rd, 2004

RIP, Pat Tilman

Just breaking at ESPN and ABC News:

Pat Tillman, a former NFL player who swapped a glamorous football career to enlist in the U.S. Army, has been killed in action in Afghanistan, ABCNEWS has learned.

The 27-year-old former football player was killed in direct action during a firefight in Afghanistan, Pentagon sources told ABCNEWS. But there were no further details available.

A former member of the Arizona Cardinals, Tillman, along with his brother Kevin, enrolled with the U.S. Army Rangers after the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks.

Last year, the brothers were awarded an Arthur Ashe Courage Award meant for individuals whose contributions transcend sports. The award was accepted by their younger brother, Richard, while the brothers were away.

Tillman, an unrestricted free agent, spurned a $9 million, five-year offer sheet from the St. Louis Rams in 2001 to join the Army. The 5-foot-11, 200-pound Tillman was an exceptional student with a 3.84 grade point average through college and graduated summa cum laude with a degree in marketing.

The Tillman family has been notified, according to a Pentagon source.

For those of you who might have forgotten about Tillman, here's an account of his decision to join the Army that ran back in 2000.

I just feel horribly sad. Tillman is survived by his wife, Marie, his parents, and two brothers. My condolences to his family.

POSTSCRIPT: This link will take you to Tillman's player profile at NFL.com. Here's a link to an NFL.com story about Tillman's decision to leave football behind for life in the Army. Here's the story about how Tillman and his brother, a minor league baseball player, were given ESPN's Arthur Ashe Courage Award at last year's ESPYs.

At the Arizona Republic, Dan Bickley mentioned Tillman in a column about Arizona State's athletic program just this morning.

Here's the first news that ran today in Tillman's hometown paper.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Some reaction to Tillman's death over at NFL.com. Here's a link to a piece Peggy Noonan wrote about Tillman two years ago (link via Drudge).

 
April 23rd, 2004

NHL Playoff Notebook

San Jose 5 Colorado 2: How dominating did San Jose look last night in the first period against the Avalanche? About as dominating as the Avalanche looked in the opening game of their first round series with Dallas, that's how dominating. Three goals in the first period. Three goals from Sharks captain Patrick Marleau. Three periods of dominating hockey that ought to leave Colorado head coach Tony Granato and the rest of the Avalanche streaking back to the drawing board for a new game plan.

Still, Mark Purdy of the San Jose Mercury-News is counseling caution:

Only one game. Repeat after me. Only one game.

Only. One. Game.

The Sharks were darned near perfect fish Thursday night. They did all the right hockey stuff. Had good jump, right from the start. Took the quick lead. Were aggressive in all corners and zones of the rink. Didn't back down when challenged. Didn't get goofy when Colorado went to the Todd Bertuzzi school of third-period etiquette. Won easily, 5-2.

Only. One. Game.

Indeed, only one game. But one that should have kept the Avalanche up all night long in their hotel rooms. Guess we'll get to see how good a coach Granato is now.

San Jose leads series 1-0.

Philadelphia 3 Toronto 1: After just one period, the folks in the video division at the NHL had a season's worth of bone crushing hits for their clip file. But while Toronto worked hard and hit hard, the bounces all seemed to go Philly's way:

"They didn't dominate us at all," Leafs forward Tie Domi said. "They don't have any rough and tumble guys. They aren't the Broad Street Bullies. It is totally different hockey."

Bob Ford of the Philadelphia Inquirer was inclined to agree:

No disrespect intended toward defending champion New Jersey, but the playoffs actually began last night for the Flyers.

It's always a good idea to give the Devils their due, although more difficult this season, what with Scott Stevens making an early exit and the entire New Jersey team following not that far behind. The Devils were certainly a longtime nemesis, but the Flyers needed just five games of the opening round to eliminate them. That wasn't a series of intimidation or physical play. It was just a series to close out before the real playoffs got going.

They got going last night when that team from Toronto showed up. The game had barely begun when Gary Roberts of the Maple Leafs buried Flyers defender Danny Markov into the boards and the sound of the hit reverberated like a drumroll introducing the festivities that will last until either the Flyers or Maple Leafs win four games.

Last year's first round series went seven games and included seven OT periods. Expect more bloodletting before this is over.

Philadelphia leads series 1-0.

Calgary 2 Detroit 1 OT: With apologies to Johnny Marr and Stephen Patrick Morrissey:

Panic in the streets of Greektown
Panic in the streets of Sterling Heights
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
The off-wing ice that you streak down
I wonder to myself
Hopes may rise on the top seed
But Cujo-boy, you

 
April 23rd, 2004

Eric Gets A Lesson In Economics

Some days are better than others.

And then there are days when you wish you had actually gone to grad school.

I had one of those days earlier this week when JC at Sabernomics used his doctorate in Economics to dissect this statement that I made last week about Major League Baseball allowing the Montreal Expos to relocate to Washington, D.C.:

Washington is simply more valuable to MLB without a team, as a bargaining chip to blackmail other cities into paying for publicly funded stadiums, than it is as a home for the wayward Montreal Expos.

To which JC responded with a logical and detailed mathematical model to refute my assertion, and state:

This leads me to believe that MLB is more likely to use available market for expansion rather than extortion. Now, before you start flaming me for all of these "assumptions" I will grant that the model is very basic. It is just a starting point for my thinking on this issue. I am happy to receive suggestions. I think the most troubling unstated assumption of my analysis is that cities with teams properly perceive the threat of a team leaving. If the probability of departure is perceived to be greater than the actual probability, then extortion may be preferable to expansion. But, if cities overestimate the probability of team relocation, then leaving a city open for extortion is not necessary. Owners can extract subsidies by threatening to move the team to unqualified markets AND obtain revenues from expanding into a qualified market.

Ken Houghton, one of JC's readers, analyzed JC's model better than I ever could:

Hmmm. Let's see: the Senators became the Rangers in (memory serving) 1972 because they perceived the DFW metro area (and its accompanying 95-in-the-shade-and-there's-no-shade summers) to be preferable to DC (with its 85-even-with-shade-and-130%-humidity summers).

Otherwise, I rather doubt the first half of the baseline assumption: "Teams that cannot credibly threaten to leave a market receive none of the benefits of extortion." Extortion in Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, and other hellholes with a loyal fan base makes the comparatives easier for the BozoSox and Yanquis to argue for subsidies. (That is, if Pittsburgh etc. fund a new stadium to keep their never-rans from moving, it's easier for the Wilpons and Steingrabbers of the world to say, "other places are doing this; why won't NYC.")

So the non-Movers--if you look at the equation as dynamic, not stable (which it is relatively easy to demonstrate is more realistic)--have a vested interest in extortion, not expansion.

Whew! Thanks saving my bacon, Ken. Because all I really had to say in response to JC's argument was this:

33.

No, I'm not talking Rolling Rock. Instead, I'm talking the nearly 33 years that have passed since the second incarnation of the Senators absconded to Texas. Since then, MLB has expanded five times (Seattle, Toronto, Denver, Miami, Tampa Bay), and in two of those instances, it expanded into markets that were arguably smaller or less attractive financially than Washington.

What has MLB been doing over that interval besides using Washington as a vehicle for extortion?

But that isn't the whole story. As many of my regular readers know, I've been following the saga of Washington Baseball for some time now, and have come to a variety of conclusions, which could be summed up this way: while the Washington area might look like the most attractive candidate for relocating the Montreal Expos, a combination of other factors are conspiring to make it a lot less attractive than it may seem on the surface. As a result, this creates an ideal situation to create exactly what JC describes in his post: a situation where the perceived possibility of relocation far exceeds the actual risk: Check out the following two posts for more details on my reasoning:

Tom Boswell Isn't Happy

D.C. Baseball Update

In the meantime, I have to see if George Mason offers a Masters program in Econ for night students.

 
April 22nd, 2004

Just Who Let Him Into The NHL?

That's a question Selena Roberts of the New York Times asked this morning about David Frost, the agent for troubled St. Louis Blues winger, Mike Danton:

But whenever someone tried to cut Frost off, he managed to regenerate his tail by convincing folks of his magical powers to produce hockey legends.

Many lapped it up, some in positions of power. Bob Goodenow was among them as the executive director of the National Hockey League Players Association. Goodenow provided Frost instant entree into young players' lives and established a line of credibility for the Canadian Yoda. In 2002, the players association approved Frost's application to become a sports agent.

With a record like Frost's, which included assaulting one of his own players during a game, one has to wonder why he got approval in the first place. John Gardner, president of the Gretater Toronto Hockey League, had an answer for Roberts:

If Frost exacerbated Danton's state of mind, consider Goodenow's odd role in perpetuating this troublesome link. "Frost coached Bob Goodenow's son," Gardner said, referring to Joe Goodenow, who once played for Frost in the Canadian junior program.

If Goodenow's son prospered under Frost, was Goodenow sending a message to those suspicious of Frost?

Goodenow did not respond to an interview request about Frost, but he did slip behind Ian Penny, the players association's associate counsel, who oversees agent certification. In response to questions about whether Frost received preferential treatment or if his legal brushes were taken into consideration, Penny's e-mailed answer was lame, evasive and canned: "David Frost filed for agent certification in 2002 and met the requirements for certification."

Makes one wonder what you would have to pull not to be approved.

 
April 22nd, 2004

Maurice And Mike Can Wait

On the question of early eligibility for the NFL Draft, Justice Ginsburg has spoken:

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she saw no reason to overturn a lower court's stay preventing the former Ohio State running back from being picked.

The 20-year-old Clarett is fighting the NFL's requirement that players wait three years after high school before turning pro.

Ginsburg said she would not intervene given the NFL's ``commitment promptly to conduct a supplemental draft'' if Clarett eventually is determined eligible.

The NFL had said Clarett could participate in training camps this summer, if he wins his case in a lower court.

``Today's decision confirms the judgment of the court of appeals and allows us to turn our focus from the courtroom to the draft room,'' Jeff Pash, the NFL's in-house attorney, said in a statement.

Calls to Clarett's attorney were not immediately returned.

The decision also keeps wide receiver Mike Williams of Southern California out of the draft.

More later, as reaction pours in.

UPDATE: Just got a note from Off Wing reader Skip Oliva:

Clarett has filed a renewed emergency application with Justice Stevens. This is one of the funner quirks in the Supreme Court Rules: If the Circuit justice says no, you can pick one other justice to try again with. Why Clarett's counsel went with Stevens, I'm not sure. I don't think any of the justices would grant this particular stay, but if it were me, I would've gone to O'Connor. And I'm amused at the press coverage of the stay application in the first place. The most common use for this procedure is death penalty stays, and those are almost never granted. If a death row inmate can't get one, what made anyone think Clarett would?

Thanks to Skip for the tip.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Justice Stevens turned Clarett down too. And I just got this note back from Skip in response to my question as to why he would have taken a chance with Justice O'Connor:

O'Connor is a pure pragmatist, by which I mean she eschews actual principle in favor of narrowly drawn judicial balancing tests. Her rulings generally start with a favored result, then work backwards to rationalize the outcome. She would be the most likely to agree with Clarett's argument that he would suffer irreperable injury unless permitted in the draft.

Ginsburg (and now Stevens, within the last half hour) denied the stay request because, among other things, it would have severely disrupted the judicial process, by preemptively overturning the Second Circuit, which indicated on Monday that the NFL would likely succeed on the merits. I frankly don't think any of the justices would've done that to the Second Circuit, but if I had to bet on one, it would be O'Connor, given her tendencies to render case-specific decisions without regard to fixed principle.

 
April 22nd, 2004

And The Winner Is. . .

The NHL took advantage of the off day in the playoff schedule to announce the names of the finalists for the league's seven major awards. I can't recall exactly who said it, but I'm with the writer who once said that the NHL gives out as many awards as they do at the end of Summer Camp -- making sure to award enough so absolutely nobody feels left out (a problem it probably shares with the folks who handle voting for the Hockey Hall of Fame).

Another little factoid that the NHL doesn't talk about very loud is the fact that the winners have already been determined. The list of finalists in each category are simply the top three vote getters for each award. But if you do things this way, you get a chance to create a news story on an off day.

Without further delay, the nominees are:

HART MEMORIAL TROPHY
(MVP to his Team)
Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils
Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames
Martin St. Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning

How the heck did Martin Broduer elbow his way into this category? Sure, he had a great season, and there's little doubt in my mind that he's the most valuable part of the Devils' defense first system, but MVP? And without Scott Stevens in the mix, we got to see just how vulnerable Brodeur could really be come playoff time.

As for the other two, how can you argue with Iginla? Undoubtedly the MVP out West, he's carried the Flames on his back all year long. But as good as he was this season, his numbers aren't as good as as they were in his breakout season two years ago. But when it comes to breakout seasons, was anybody better than Martin St. Louis? These days on ESPN, there are more than a few SportsCenter anchors who try to out-French one another when it comes to pronouncing his name. "Mar-tahn San-looie" over and over again. It's like that old Jimmy Smits skit on SNL. WINNER: Martin St. Louis

JAMES NORRIS MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Outstanding All-Around Defenseman)
Zdeno Chara, Ottawa Senators
Scott Niedermayer, New Jersey Devils
Chris Pronger, St. Louis Blues

In a lot of ways, this season may very well have been Chris Pronger's best, as he was the only thing left holding together the Blues on the blue line after Al MacInnis and Barrett Jackman were lost for the season. Certainly Scott Niedermayer was in a similar position this year, having to pick up the captaincy in mid-season after the departure of the aforementioned Stevens. And part of me will always wish that Niedermayer escapes from New Jersey, and hooks up with a Western Conference team that would allow him to showcase his talents on the offensive side of the puck more often. But the pick here is Zdeno Chara, a man who has steadily improved every season he's been in the league, and now has managed to develop his game offensively. The man is force on both ends of the ice, and right now he's the game's most dominating defenseman. WINNER: Zdeno Chara

FRANK J. SELKE TROPHY
(Outstanding Defensive Forward)
Kris Draper, Detroit Red Wings
John Madden, New Jersey Devils
Alyn McCauley, San Jose Sharks

I've been a John Madden fan for a couple of seasons now, and while he turned in another solid performance this year, it wasn't nearly as dominating as he's been in the past. At the deadline a year ago, the San Jose Sharks traded Owen Nolan for Brad Boyes, a first round pick, and Alyn McCauley. One year later, and it looks like the trade would have been a steal for San Jose if they had swapped Nolan for McCauley straight up. Every time I look at San Jose's roster, I can't quite believe just how deep they are. As good as McCauley has been, I have to give this award to Draper. He scored more goals, had a better plus/minus, and most critically, had more shorthanded goals and points. WINNER: Kris Draper

THE VEZINA
(Outstanding Goaltender)
Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils
Miikka Kiprusoff, Calgary Flames
Roberto Luongo, Florida Panthers

Only one stat matters here: faced more shots than any other goalie in the history of the league. WINNER: Roberto Luongo

LADY BYNG
(Sportsmanship and Gentlemanly Conduct)
Daniel Alfredsson, Ottawa Senators
Brad Richards, Tampa Bay Lightning
Martin St. Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning

Folks who don't know hockey terribly well regularly scoff at the Lady Byng, but I've always liked it. Last year, Alexander Mogilny of the Maple Leafs publicly dissed the award after he was announced as a finalist last year, and then proceeded to win. The Hockey Gods have yet to exact their vengeance up on him, bit his time will come. WINNER: Martin St. Louis

CALDER MEMORIAL
(Rookie Of The Year)
Trent Hunter, New York Islanders
Andrew Raycroft, Boston Bruins
Michael Ryder, Montreal Canadiens

Early on, Trent Hunter looked like the favorite here as he led all rookies in goal scoring, but he fell off the pace, with Michael Ryder overtaking him down the stretch. But no rookie was as important to his team as Andrew Raycroft, who wins this going away. WINNER: Andrew Raycroft

JACK ADAMS
(Outstanding Coach)
Darryl Sutter, Calgary Flames
John Tortorella, Tampa Bay Lightning
Ron Wilson, San Jose Sharks

My first instinct here was to go for John Tortorella, but the Lightning were already on the upswing last year, so I reconsidered. Then I thought about Ron Wilson, but then I rememebered how all the building blocks were already in place before he arrived in San Jose a little more than a full season ago. But then I remembered how long it had been since the Calgary Flames had made it to the playoffs, and how far back they actually had to come to get there this year. Darryl Sutter wins over Wilson in a squeaker. WINNER: Darryl Sutter

 
April 22nd, 2004

BRAND MISMANAGEMENT

Advertising. It’s a necessary evil. You want to watch sports on TV, it’s the cost of doing business. Always has been. Always will be.

True cynics, of which I am a card carrying union member, are probably appalled at an injury report being sponsored by an insurance carrier or a call to the bullpen brought to them by a phone service. Not me. Those are logical tie-ins, and basically innocuous. Some can be down right cheezy, but silly sponsorships like those are basically an unobtrusive way for broadcasters to increase advertising revenue. And they are demonstrably less annoying than pop-up ads that are on the verge of driving me stark raving mad.

Advertising in general is viewed as a negative by most people. Not me. I consider a great TV or radio commercial a genuine work of art. The creativity displayed can be downright humbling. And, for the record, I would sell my soul to the devil himself if I could make a comfortable living simply by providing the voice-over for commercials.

Now comes talk that Major League Baseball is strongly considering selling advertising space on the caps and jersey of its players. You want to really alienate your fans and do irreparable damage to your brand in the process? Go ahead with this wickedly misguided concept. Talk about messing with the very fabric of the sport—these scoundrels who run MLB are messing with the ACTUAL fabric of the sport.

It may seem harmless to place a small Chevy logo on a Yankees hat, but that will quickly lead to Pizza Hut on one shoulder, Gatorade on the other, and before you know it there could be a Cinnabon logo across the backside of (the fat bastard) Roger Clemens. Don’t laugh, obviously nothing is sacred as far as MLB is concerned.

I heard some donkey baseball executive say in a radio soundbyte, “We’re just like any other business, looking for additional revenue opportunities.” Only a viciously mismanaged business like baseball would propose something so insulting with a straight face. And hello, you’re NOT like any other industry. You are baseball, dammit. And that is different.

This is a free market economy and far be it from me to tell anyone how to run their business. OK, MLB—you want to increase advertising opportunities? Pay attention. I came up with these additional sponsorship possibilities after a few beers in the late innings of an Orioles-Red Sox game.

Using the same model for play-on-words sponsorship tie-ins, these suggestions could result in countless millions of dollars in”additional revenue opportunities.” They are also proprietary to me until a financial remedy can be determined if these concepts are pursued by MLB. Follow these simple instructions and you will have successfully saved your product from your selves.

Let’s start with the physical components of baseball:

HOT CORNER: This one is too easy. It’s brought you by Tabasco. If they don’t want to play ball, call Texas Pete. Or go the other way and offer the spot to an air conditioner company.

1st BASE: Sell that to First Alert smoke detectors. See, MLB is saving lives with the help of their corporate partners!

2nd BASE: I’d take that one to Pepsi because they’ll always be second to Coke, but they don’t care. Their logo is superimposed on 2nd base for millions of TV viewers to see.

HOMEPLATE: Don’t have time to make a home cooked meal? Stop by Boston Market on the way home. Or play up the plate angle and have Crate & Barrel promote their dishware. Last I checked there are females who watch baseball. I’ve got no hard facts, but it’s in the millions.

ON DECK CIRCLE: Want to protect your deck? Use Thompson’s Water Sealant. This is not rocket surgery, people.

FOUL LINES: Keep your home smelling fresh with AIRWICK air fresheners or Arm & Hammer baking soda in your refrigerator. And for the love of any thing holy, please do not put company logos on the uniforms of major league baseball players.

INFIELD GRASS: For best results in your garden, rely on Miracle Grow.

OUTFIELD GRASS: Why sponsor each grass area separately? You mean, besides creating ADDITIONAL REVENUE OPPORTUNITIES? John Deer tractors and lawn mowers would gladly take this one.

PITCHING RUBBER: You can never have enough safe sex messages, but I’ll refrain from recommending having Trojan’s sponsor that long, hard slab.

What, that’s not enough additional revenue? Cue Chuck Sheen in Wall Street…”HOW MANY YACHTS DO YOU NEED TO WATERSKI BEHIND…” Fine, more it is then. Let’s switch to the situation elements of the game ripe for the plucking:

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April 21st, 2004

Maurice And The Supreme

With his case overturned by a Federal Appeals Court, Maurice Clarett has turned to the Supreme Court in oder to get reinstated in time to be eligible for the 2004 NFL Draft this weekend. As fate would have it, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will hear Clarett's case, and has already ordered the NFL to have their written argument to her by 9:30 a.m. tomorrow morning.

In any case, it looks like the good justice is determined to rule before the draft. Ok, it's time for another informal contest, with answers collected below and via email: does Ginsburg let Clarett in, or not?

 
April 21st, 2004

Capitals Corner

With one round of the playoffs in the books, now might be a good time to look in on my hometown Washington Capitals. While the regular season might have ended with a whimper, the offseason promises to be an exciting one, complete with the number one pick in the draft, along with two other first rounders that could turn into prospects, or be shipped out of town for veteran players to rebuild around.

The latest rumor in Caps land has the team swapping its two lower first round picks, and a second rounder to move into the top five of the draft and snatch Medicine Hat defenseman Cameron Barker. As for the first overall pick, the talk is still all about Alexander Ovechkin, despite the fact that the player transfer agreement between the NHL and the International Ice Hockey Federation is set to expire at the end of this season.

The Caps' minor league affiliate, the Portland Pirates, are putting together a pretty good run at the Calder Cup. After dumping the Providence Bruins in the first round, the Pirates, led by Alexander Semin's seven points in just two games, the Pirates took a 1-0 lead last night in their semifinal series against the Hartford Wolfpack with a 3-1 win.

Back up with the big club, the front office announced that the team would cut ticket prices by an average of 11 percent next season -- probably an inevitability given the way this season ended. In the weeks leading up to the trade deadline, MCI Center was an absolute morgue, with seats in the lower bowl going at 50 percent of face value and less via local scalpers. But with a lockout looming, one has to wonder what fans will be willing to put up hard earned cash for a season that might never happen.

 
April 21st, 2004

Memories Of Mats

The native Quebeckers on the Tampa Bay Lightning are all keyed up for playing their hometown favorites, the Montreal Canadiens, in the Eastern Conference Semifinals:

``I don't think ghosts are going to win it for them,'' St. Louis said. ''I'm not 14. Know what I mean?''

There was no disrespect in [Martin] St. Louis' voice. You see, Marty was 14 once. He grew up in the Montreal suburb of Laval, where the Canadiens' famed bleu-blanc-rouge sweater with the big ``C'' and an ``H'' inside it was de rigueur for any kid. St. Louis still wears No. 26 for Mats Naslund, the prized squirt playmaking Canadien of his youth.

``I was Naslund, too,'' said Lightning winger Andre Roy, who grew up north of Montreal.

Marty corrected Andre.

``I was Naslund.''

They smiled.

``We were all Mats Naslund,'' St. Louis said.

For those of you too young to remember Mr. Naslund, click here. He was a pretty good little player.

 
April 21st, 2004

Captain Video, Silicon Valley Style

Why have the San Jose Sharks been so successful this season? Part of the reason might be a neat little piece of technology head coach Ron Wilson and his staff imported from their days working with the Washington Capitals:

The tech-savvy Sharks, who are now in the conference semifinals in the race for the Stanley Cup, are using a "bench monitor" to mark, review and zoom in on plays, and make adjustments to their strategy on the fly. The device also helps illustrate "coachable moments."

A digital video recorder hooked up to a server records the game and then wirelessly transmits the data to a tablet PC. Hunter can then use a stylus or a remote to mark key moments in the game -- like a goal for, goal against, power play or penalty kill -- so that he can return to them with a quick click. He can diagram over the video as well.

"We're able to make edit marks on the streaming video and then go back and replay those," Hunter said. "You can review why you got the goal or why the team broke down.

"We can show a player, 'Here's a situation where you might have been able to exploit the passing lane of the opponent.' Later in the period this might prove to be beneficial," he said.

Additionally, coaches can take prerecorded video from the DVR and call it up on the bench monitor during the game to illustrate how an opponent acts in a particular situation.

Thanks to Puck Update for the link.

 
April 21st, 2004

Danton Update

News is getting scarce around the Mike Danton story, but there are still a few tidbits out there worth noticing -- like one piece that reports that the 19-year old woman who allegedly collaborated with Danton on his contract hit, asked for help from a friend who had worked as an intern with a local sherrif.

As for Danton himself, he's still in stir back in Cali, and the Marshalls aren't saying when he's coming back to St. Louis. Meanwhile, the Winnipeg Sun has uncovered more disturbing stories about Danton's agent, Dave Frost, including a few comments from his unnamed mother-in-law:

And one of the families associated with Frost, a well-known hockey name, has watched as their teenage daughter inexplicably left home, moved in and eventually married Frost. "I've asked my daughter to come home," the mother said, pleading that her identity be protected. "My daughter is an idiot. She will not listen. I said to her 'This is the FBI we're talking about here. Now's your chance. Get away from him and come home.'

"I don't know what control he has over her. But he has always had this control."

Would somebody tell me what the point is of concealing the identity of Frost's mother-in-law?