Archive for September, 2004

September 30th, 2004

Myths And Facts

I had an interesting lunchtime conversation today with an old friend of mine. For sake of the converation, let's call him Don B. He's a typical D.C.-area resident, a transient from the Southwest who came to the city to pursue a government job at a cabinet agency. These days, he spends his time at a rather anonymous trade association, waiting for an opportunity to leave town when the right job comes along.

It wasn't long after we sat down together today, that he asked me what I thought about the impending arrival of the Expos next season. I told him about my doubts concerning the whole enterprise, and he provided some of his own thoughts he's culled from a career in city planning/urban development.

"The three biggest myths in urban development concern lotteries, casino gambling and stadium construction," he said. "After some hard experiences, we've found that lotteries and casino gambling are actually revenue neutral [the studies I found actually claim a negative impact -- EMc], while publicly-financed stadiums have always wound up to be a drain on the local economy."

Don's fiance is from Pittsburgh, where an effort to build not one, but two new stadiums has turned out to be a disaster. "They went through all that trouble to build those two stadiums (Heinz Field and PNC Park), and it hasn't generated any new revenue at all. In fact, the city has just about been ruined financially," he said.

"But hey, they kept the teams," he sighed as he shook his head.

"I wonder what impact $400 million in tax cuts would have had over 30 years?" I replied.

He smiled, nodded, and continued. "Ever go to Cleveland, and see what the neighborhood looks like around their stadiums? Nobody hangs around there after games, and nobody is going to hang around Anacostia after baseball games either," Don added.

'There's only one reason why these stadium deals get done, and that's to make sure the Mayor gets re-elected. Otherwise, it's a disaster every other way you look at it."

 
September 30th, 2004

But We Can Still Be Friends

Another item lost in the hoopla over D.C. baseball is the fact that RFK Stadium already has another tenant -- D.C. United, the premier franchise in MLS. Here's what they're saying over at MLSNet:

But the most crucial aspect of baseball's arrival centers around the playing surface itself. The prospect of playing soccer on a dirt infield hardly inspires enthusiasm among players and fans -- no club in MLS history has ever shared facilities with a baseball team.

The D.C. Sports and Entertainment Commission has assured United officials that all efforts will be made to maintain a suitable environment for soccer. One possibility that has been discussed in the media: covering the infield with grass to be brought in on removable trays, similar to those used in Detroit's Pontiac Silverdome during World Cup 1994.

A statement by United CEO Kevin Payne notes that club officials "look forward to working with the DCSEC to ensure that the playing surface will remain at the high standard to which our players and fans have become accustomed."

Looks like local Soccer fans aren't buying it.

 
September 30th, 2004

Baseball At Any Price?

With the official announcement of the Expos move to D.C. out of the way, the hard work of getting the stadium financing package through the D.C. City Council, closing the deal on the appeasment of Orioles owners Peter Angelos and getting RFK Stadium ready to host a baseball game in time for an April 15, 2005 season opener with the Arizona Diamondbacks, all begins.

Not to be a party pooper in the midst of the hoopla, but shouldn't somebody be asking whether or not this is a good idea for the District financially? Click here to read the Post's account of the negotiations -- one that seems to suggest that the District's offer -- described as the most lucrative in all of baseball -- was far higher than it needed to be:

In defense of the deal, negotiators point out that the $440 million stadium financing package crafted by District leaders had to be favorable enough to the Expos to win the approval of Major League Baseball, which exercises monopolistic control over team locations. It also had to trump a rival bid from Northern Virginia and compensate baseball for the financial damage claims that were expected from Baltimore Orioles owner Peter G. Angelos.

But what District officials apparently did not know was that the Northern Virginia group -- at one point this summer rumored to be the front-runner for the Expos -- had seen its bid begin to unravel Aug. 25, when its organizers told baseball officials that the state was no longer prepared to guarantee all of the bonds for the project. The sudden weakness of the city's main competitor could have given District officials a much better bargaining position.

Hmm. Those "moral obligation" bonds again. So what you have here is a state that is relatively wealthy, with a rapidly growing population and a long history of fiscal probity getting outbid by a city with less wealth, a far smaller population and a recent reputation for fiscal profligacy.

As another observer notes later in the Post story, the District's offer has essentially removed all the risk from this move from the eventual owners of the team. But what the Post story doesn't spell out is that risk is now firmly planted on the shoulders of the District's taxpayers.

Which means you better hope this team hits all of its financial projections, because if it doesn't, the shortfall will have to come out of the pockets of District residents.

WTOP is asking its listeners what they want to name the team. The crowd at DCist has other ideas. Find the rest of their summary of yesterday's events, here.

More later.

UPDATE: Let's go to Sally Jenkins, the only columnist at the Post with the guts to call out this deal for exactly what it is:

Because MLB intimidated the city into building it a free stadium. The blind acceptance of that is amazing. Here's the worst thing about this deal: It creates no incentive for the owners of this team to stay in Washington. They will be getting the short end of the TV stick; they will be paying a premium for the team, and they have no vested interest in the real estate. They'll enjoy big crowds for a season or two but the novelty will wear off, and then what? When the team isn't very good and they don't have enough TV revenue and the crowds stop coming out, what keeps them from pulling up stakes? And going to Charlotte, or Vegas, or San Juan?

So congrats to D.C. on winning back baseball. Just know what you're getting.

Bingo. Meanwhile, Major League Baseball has already set aside some Web real estate for D.C. Baseball.

Jayson Stark, straining to be funny at ESPN.com:

Well, now there may be no reason to recite every event in English and French. But in a cosmopolitan town like Washington, there's no reason to stop using two languages. We suggest a guest language of the day. And someone from the local embassy could stop by and make all p.a. announcements in the language du jour. We hope someone thinks about that. Hasta manana.

Looks like Stark has never been to a D.C. United match.

Better than 31,000 showed up in Montreal last night for the Expos final home game.

With current Expos GM Omar Minaya decamping for New York, there's some speculation that current Yankees GM Brian Cashman, alumni of D.C.'s Catholic University, might be ready to jump ship.

And as always, special thanks to go Bill Yurasko, who has been doing incredible work on compiling every conceivable link on the deal.

 
September 29th, 2004

Locked Out Of The Rink Notes

In his sure-fire plan to solve the CBA impasse, the estimable PJ Swensen has this to say:

All NHL teams will have ice girls. And the Swenson Plan scoffs at women who object to this fundamental concept. For 5 years, emails from female fans to me are 100-1 asking for photos of only male hockey players. Coincidence? I think not.

Ah yes, Ice Girls . . . Long Island's gift to the NHL. Even though I grew up there, I never dated a girl from Long Island, one of my life's great regrets, or reliefs depending on how you look at it.

Elsewhere, ignoring the fact that one of their co-owners might be headed to jail, the Islanders announced plans for a new arena/shopping complex (just what Long Island needs) -- one that will use a renovated Nassau Coliseum as its centerpiece, rather than a brand new building.

Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location on the West Coast, the Rodent has been examining his server logs very closely:

Gary Bettman announced in his chat with WFAN's Chris Russo that the league had surveyed various fan web sites and blogger sites to gauge which side we self-proclaimed pundits are most associating with.

But I didn't really believe it until a quick check of my logs revealed that this web site has indeed been visited by the NHLPA several times in the past two weeks, most recently this very afternoon!

Talented Washington Caps winger Alexander Semin is refusing to report to the team's minor league affiliate in Portland for training camp. He and his agent say the Russian Army just drafted him, but it's just as likely he's happier earning $300,000 tax free back home, instead of the $90,000 he'd earn in Portland. Elsewhere in Europe, the count of NHL players on the continent has reached 180 -- or 25 percent of the league.

One of those is former New York Islanders goalie Garth Snow, currently playing in St. Petersburg:

"The real difference is there are a lot more scoring chances over here," Snow said. "There seems to be more space, and they like to try to make pretty plays."

In that USA Today piece, Snow seems upbeat, but he told a far different tale to Damien Cox of the Toronto Star -- one that makes you wonder whether or not Snow might not be on the next flight back to JFK.

I can't imagine ever wanting to play hockey in Russia, not with all the reports of just how much influence organized crime has in professional sports there. Sounds to me like Daniel Briere made a better choice when he decided to play in Switzerland.

As for 19 year old players who have spent a season in the NHL, and are eligible to still play for their Canadian junior teams, many seem to be opting for the minors. That's where Detroit's Chris Chelios wants to be, but he's having trouble finding anyone who will insure him while playing for the Chicago Wolves.

To see what the rest of the blogosphere is writing about the lockout, click here for a survey from Technorati.

 
September 29th, 2004

For Sake Of Tomorrow, Governor Warner Balks

Here's one link I thought deserved some special attention -- a story from the Washington Post detailing what went wrong with the Virginia's apparently failed bid for the Expos:

Gov. Mark R. Warner had joined key lawmakers in balking at Virginia's plans for financing a new 42,500-seat stadium. But baseball negotiators, hungry for political certainty, had presented a radical idea: Could Virginia officials simply agree to give the hundreds of millions of dollars in tax revenue expected from the ballpark to baseball or team owners, who would then finance the ballpark themselves?

I know how I would have answered this request: Get lost.

Warner's insistence that Virginia would not allow the stadium to be financed with "moral obligation" bonds (the impasse that led to the above proposal from MLB) was an act of political self-preservation. Remember, this is a governor who pushed through a package of tax increases in a year when the state's economy was rebounding, and the state budget ended the year with a budget surplus.

If Warner had committed the state to a significant financing package, and the state eventually had to make up for a revenue shortfall, Warner would have a dubious political legacy to defend as he seeks higher office -- first in Virginia (don't doubt he'll make another run at the U.S. Senate), and then possibly nationally (don't doubt the appeal of a Southern Democrat on a presidential ticket).

UPDATE: Bill Collins, the former telecom executive who for almost a decade led the charge to bring baseball back to the Washington area, is laying the blame for the loss of the Expos to D.C. at the feet of Governor Warner. The hang-up, those moral obligation bonds:

But the deal derailed when Warner, a longtime baseball supporter who was once an investor in Collins' ownership group, balked at a financing plan that would have pledged the state's "moral obligation" to support the bonds, said Collins.

"It killed any chance we had of dealing with Major League Baseball," Collins said in an interview Wednesday.

When baseball executives learned in a meeting just days ago that Warner was insisting on a different financing mechanism, "that was the day Major League Baseball had the blood drain out of their faces. ... Until then, there had never been any conversation that he wouldn't support it."

I'm not exactly the Governor's biggest fan, owing to the fact that he hiked taxes for Virginians while the budget was roaring back into surplus, but I can't fault him for this call. Warner, before he was a politician, was a businessman (and one of Collins' partners in the Virginia group before he was elected Governor). If he wouldn't committ the moral obligation bonds, there must have been some indication somewhere that there was a chance the state would be left holding the bag.

Welcome to one of those moments when the right decision, and the most politically expedient decision, were one in the same.

 
September 29th, 2004

Hold On One Second

About that Expos move to D.C. Colby Cosh has some interesting news that could gum up the works.

 
September 29th, 2004

All About The Expos

As I first flashed last night, it looks like the Montreal Expos will be moving to Washington, D.C. in time for the start of the 2005 baseball season. A press conference, complete with former members of the Washington Senators, will be held sometime this afternoon at the City Museum.

Montreal manager Frank Robinson says he wants to be part of the ownership group, but nobody has bothered to ask him as of yet. One member of the Expos front office who won't be making the trip to D.C. is General Manager Omar Minaya, who will become head of baseball operations for the New York Mets in a major reshuffling of the front office there.

In general, the press has been kind to both Minaya and Robinson during their tenures in Montreal, but when I visited the city earlier this month Off Wing reader Jay Sokoloff was hardly complimentary of the performance of either man, pointing out that Robinson seemed to be distracted and disinterested during game situations that demanded his attention, and that Minaya's skills as a talent evaluator left much to be desired (Jay made sure to point out it was Minaya who made sure catcher Einar Diaz was in an Expos uniform).

In any case, it ought to be acknowledged that hard core Expos fans like Jay still exist, and I'm sorry that they're losing their team. Again, here's team president Tavares:

"They basically crowned Toronto the business capital of Canada," said Tavares, who has also worked in the hockey business. "It hurt not only this business, but all business. We're a different market today. The fan base is very loyal. There's just not enough of them."

Funny, sounds like Taveres would be at home as a team president in the NHL, perhaps in Carolina or Anaheim?

Tavares also says that a new ownership group probably won't be in place in time to make personnel decisions in time for next season, meaning there's hardly any hope that the team's Triple A-quality roster will improve at all in time for 2005.

For more Expos links than you know what to do with, check out Bill Yurasko's site. Pay especially close attention to the aspects of this deal that are being used to buy off Baltimore Orioles owner Peter Angelos.

One of the next questions to deal with is what to name the team, as the Expos took theirs from Montreal's Expo '67. Christopher Rehling at Remember The Grays is looking for help to convince everyone involved that he has a solution:

I need you to join me and other supporters of Remember The Grays at this press conference to hold signs, pass out our brochures and just be there in support of the Grays! We need a big turnout!

What? City Celebratory Press Conference
When? Today, Wednesday, 4:30 PM
Where? The City Museum, Mt.Vernon Square, 801 K Street,
Metro? Chinatown or Mt. Vernon Square

Try to show up around 4:00 and look for the Grays supporters waving signs and having fun. If you can't show up right on time, come when you can things should be going on well past 5 PM.

While I'll be at the office, I'm happy to throw my support behind this effort. The Washington Grays is the name for me.

UPDATE: Outside The Beltway weighs in with some analysis:

The proposed site in Dulles not only would be easier from a parking and commuting perspective, but is actually closer to more people who would likely go to games.

Sounds like somebody hasn't sat on the Beltway between Rockville and Loudoun during rush hour. Click here for my own take on the proposed Virginia site.

 
September 28th, 2004

Congratulations Washington. . .

After 33 years, your wait for Major League Baseball is over.

Was it worth the pain, was it worth the price? Check back in 10 years.

 
September 28th, 2004

A Monster Of A Mistake

From the bad moments in corporate marketing file:

San Francisco renamed its most storied sports stadium "Monster Park" on Tuesday, with a Bay Area electronics cable company agreeing to pay at least $6 million for the naming rights to Candlestick Park.

"It's a only-in-San Francisco-name and San Francisco prides itself on being different and this is just another example of us standing out in a crowd," said Sam Singer, spokesman for the San Francisco 49ers, who play at the stadium.

The name, which becomes effective in time for Sunday's game against the St. Louis Rams, comes from the stadium's new sponsor, Monster Cable Products, a San Francisco-area company that sells audio cables such as those connecting guitars to amplifiers.

Now I'm sure the folks at Monster thought this was a great way to get their product line top of mind with millions of consumers. But I don't think it will work.

The first thing I thought when I read the headline was that the online job site, Monster.com, had purchased the naming rights. Which undoubtedly is what millions of others of unsuspecting individuals will think when they hear the name Monster Park.

You can almost hear the Monster.com marketing cackling in the distance.

Can you say absolute waste of marketing dollars? I knew you could.

Whoever came up with this idea better get ready to upload his/her resume to Monster.com.

 
September 28th, 2004

Coincidental Paralellism

As I've noted before, MLB's Bob DuPuy and Orioles owner Peter Angelos are in the midst of negotiating a financial settlement for the team as compensation if (when) the Expos move to Washington, D.C.

Here's Thomas Heath in Saturday's Washington Post:

Despite Angelos's protestations, some key owners and advisers to Selig say they believe Angelos will ultimately make some sort of deal. Before becoming baseball president, DuPuy was a corporate litigator and known for taking on hopeless cases and negotiating a satisfactory outcome.

And Eric Fisher in today's Washington Times:

Pressing ahead, however, could provoke Mr. Angelos into seeking remedy through a lawsuit. Legal experts agree that Mr. Angelos does not have much of a case, because of the territorial rules that govern MLB and its member teams. But Mr. Angelos, a lawyer, has built much of his legal career winning seemingly hopeless cases.

Accident? Maybe. But if it isn't, the first quote sounds like a big wet one, with Fisher's quote a rather sarcastic rejoinder. I'm voting for the latter.

UPDATE: Check out the William World News for every Expos-Washington link you can think of -- including this piece from the Baltimore Sun with a priceless quote from D.C. City Councilman Jack Evans:

He has sore memories of the ordeal and wishes Orioles owner Peter G. Angelos would step out of the way of making such long-distance travel a thing of the past for D.C. residents. Angelos objects to putting a major league team in Washington, out of fear it would hurt attendance at Orioles games.

"He's rich beyond avarice," Evans said. "I mean, come on."

 
September 28th, 2004

D.C. Baseball Update

It looks as if after 33 years, the stars might be aligning to allow the return of Major League Baseball to Washington, D.C.:

Several baseball officials said Monday that the most likely day for an announcement that Washington, D.C., has been selected for the future home of the Montreal Expos is Thursday, although there was a slight chance the timetable could be moved up.

After a meeting of the sport's executive council last Thursday, a high-ranking baseball official who spoke on the condition of anonymity said major league baseball would attempt to finalize negotiations with Washington within a week.

Click here for a look at the financing package that D.C. Mayor Anthony Williams is offering. One question that I've asked before bears repeating: If building a baseball stadium is such a great idea, then why won't anybody put together a private financing package to build one here in Washington?

Case in point: For the entire length of Washington's courtship of Major League Baseball, there have been two main groups vying for the team -- Washington Baseball LLC, which wants to put the team in the District; and Bill Collins' group based in Northern Virginia. A third group, headed by New York real estate developer Mark Broxmeyer, has been involved as well, but hasn't made any noise until recently.

But now that the District has indicated that it will put up the money for the ballpark, any number of candidates are coming out of the woodwork. Here's the Post's Sally Jenkins on what's really happening:

To win a baseball team, the city has had to agree to publicly finance a $400 million stadium -- despite the fact that there was no other serious bidder. Meantime, Selig and the owners, who bought the dying, hapless Expos for $120 million and have been operating them at a loss, will relocate them here and try to sell them for at least $300 million. In other words, Washington is building a stadium so that MLB can sell the team at a huge profit, while city businesses and ticket buyers will be left with the debt, higher taxes, and spiraling ticket and concession prices, and a team with a tattered payroll and no prospects of winning anytime soon.

Meanwhile, MLB's Bob DuPuy and Baltimore Orioles owner Peter Angelos are still negotiating over a payoff to get Angelos to make way for Washington Baseball. Among the incentives: a regional cable sports network co-owned by both teams that would guarantee the Orioles a majority of the profits, as well as compensation for any drop in the value of the franchise when Angelos wants to sell.

Angelos gets an assist from Peter Gammons:

Anyone who doesn't think the Orioles franchise won't be impacted by the Washington Lobbyists -- or whatever they'll be called -- doesn't understand that Edward Bennett Williams changed the market when he Washingtonized them.

If the team does come here, I'd like to see it named after the Homestead Grays, the Negro League team that called Washington it's home away from home in the 1940s. Click here to sign the petition.

Then again, we could be jumping the gun, with all sorts of smaller hurdles potentially tripping up the deal. For a quick survey, click here to get the goods from Colby Cosh.

 
September 28th, 2004

Crawling From The Wreckage

From Peter Gammons:

Mets ownership thinks it needs to hire Lou Piniella as its new manager in order to get good public relations, for the battle of the back pages and Mike and the Mad Dog on the radio and the perception that the Mets really are doing things the right way.

The real reason the Mets need Piniella is that he is one person who will come in and tell Jeff Wilpon to keep his nose out of the business on the field, that they need to do what's right, not what's popular. Not that Jeff Wilpon is evil or stupid; he's absolutely not either. But he doesn't understand how to run a baseball business, and his leadership by choir -- where the general manager has no more voice than pro scouts, players, a pitching coach or PR maven Stu Sucherman -- has turned the Mets into a $100 million tenement compared to the team on the good side of the tracks.

Here, here. Then again, as I argued last week, there's a ready constituency for doing the right thing -- if you would only be honest with them. Whether or not the Wilpons are prepared to follow through on Gammons' suggestion is another question entirely. You'd think by now at least half their brains would get the message.

For more on the Mets mess, click here. For the most recent information on the whereabouts of Dave Edmonds, click here.

 
September 28th, 2004

Johan’s Choice

A few days ago I wrote about how the kidnapping of relatives of Major League Baseaball players in the Third World was probably a trend. Yesterday, ESPN.com's Tom Farrey took a look at the family of Minnesota Twins pitcher Johan Santana, and the challenges they face in their native Venezuela:

The family home is a place with history. But in this cramped neighborhood along an alleyway, it also stands out like a gemstone in a handful of pebbles. Just beyond its tiled patio is a neighbor's tin roof, held down by boulders. Another adjacent home is made with exposed cinderblock, indicative of the widening lifestyle gap between the Santanas and their neighbors.

Then there is the reality of Tovar's geographic location. The picturesque town is near the border of Colombia, where that nation's drug traffic meets Venezuela's economic and civic turmoil. Colombia's guerrillas often cross the border into nearby cities.

"Every time Johan calls he says, 'Be careful. Don't stay out too late. Don't give everyone a ride in your car,' " says Jesus, a retired electrician.

I can't help but feel for this family. Nobody wants to flee their home, but increasingly, it looks like the Santana's might not have a choice. Then there's the question of who you bring to the U.S., and who you decide to leave behind. It's a set of questions with nothing but painful answers.

 
September 27th, 2004

Pavlov’s Fans

There's a lesson in this Phil Mushnick rant:

ESPN's bent on cross and self-promotion is relentless. The "Bottom Line" inserts along the bottom of the screen, once an innovative and useful tool for viewers who wanted to know what was going on elsewhere in sports, now serves as a bait-and-switch promo machine.

Recently, the Bottom Line began to exclude updates from significant events that were appearing on non-Disney networks. Thus, the PGA Championship, on CBS at the time, went unnoted when ESPN inserted golf news. ESPN's big golf news that Sunday was ESPN's upcoming golf schedule.

Saturdays in the fall drew, by design, college football fans (and gamblers) to ESPN and ESPN2's Bottom Line. Among the dozens of updated scores, viewers could shortly find those that were of interest to them.

Now, every game involving a Top 25 school is followed by a stand-alone insert telling us which team Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit

 
September 27th, 2004

Double Negative Marketing

In a story I started following a little less than 2 years ago, the NFL has certified that nutrtional supplements from one of the industry's leading manufacturers has been certified free of all banned substances:

EAS, or Experimental and Applied Sciences Inc., of Golden, Colo., became the only company certified with a label with the league's name after its products passed toxicology tests conducted by NSF International, an independent testing agency in Ann Arbor, Mich.

EAS has eight products with the label, including a nutrition bar, a meal replacement shake and a protein isolate. The label says that EAS supplements "are certified to contain no substances banned" by the N.F.L. and the players association.

The label says that the certification extends "only to label accuracy: the N.F.L. and N.F.L.P.A. do not endorse or encourage the use of this or any supplement."

Harold Henderson, the chairman of the N.F.L. management council, said that EAS, despite having produced banned products in the past, had met all of the league's requirements.

This gave me a real bellylaugh. Because as I pointed out back in the Summer of 2002, the only reason athletes take nutritional supplements is because they provide a backdoor method to take banned substances while still maintaining plausible deniability.

My own work with a personal trainer, backed by statements from the International Olympic Committee and the U.S. Olympic Committee, seem to indicate that nutritional supplements don't supply anything an athlete (or anyone else for that matter) couldn't get from a normally balanced diet.

So why is EAS so happy? Because a label from the NFL declaring these supplements clean puts EAS one step closer from what it really wants -- a marketing relationship with the NFL where the league's logo will eventually be displayed prominently on the boxes and wrappers of EAS products.

Just wait for it my friends. Just wait.

 
September 27th, 2004

The Lockout Blog

I guess it was inevitable that someone would start compiling links about the NHL lockout -- and I know I sure as Hell wasn't going to do it. Congrats to Cameron Archer, doing the heavy lifting for the battered wives of the sports world.

For some laughs, be sure to check out Jockzilla too.

 
September 27th, 2004

The Grand Delusion

Last week in Chicago, I took a walk down the Magnificent Mile, and made sure to stop by HawkQuarters, the Chicago Blackhawks team store.

As you might imagine, I was the only customer inside. There were plenty of bargains to be had, including game worn jerseys (plenty of John Klemm, Chris Simon and Steve Passmore), skates, used sticks and such.

But the highest ticket item was Tuomo Ruutu's game worn jersey from his first game in the NHL. How much do you think it cost?

$500?

$1,000?

$1,500?

How about $5,000?

Don't get me wrong, Ruutu is a nifty little player who showed skill and guts in the recently completed World Cup. But $5,000?

Just to make sure I didn't dream it, I called the store Friday and doublechecked. Sure enough, it was still $5,000. Call them yourself if you like.

In a way, that price is a perfect metaphor for what's wrong with the NHL today. Over the past week or so, we've argued over the CBA, the salary cap, luxury taxes and the like.

But if the players and owners solved all of those problems tonight, everything that's wrong with the game still wouldn't be fixed. Salary cap or not, this is still a garage league, with the vast majority of fans disatisfied with the product on the ice, and abused by both the players and the owners.

Here's another example. When I moved into my new home this past Spring, my subscription to NHL Center Ice didn't convey, so I had to sign up all over again. But to be able to get the games for the stretch run and the first two rounds of the playoffs, I had to pre-pay for the 2004-05 season.

Now, I knew very well that there would be a lockout this year, but I wanted to see the Islanders in the first round of the playoffs. So I made the order.

Two weeks ago, I called Comcast, and asked them what the status of my order was in light of the possible lockout. Would I get my money back? Would I get a credit for next season? What was the story?

Not surprisingly, they didn't have an answer, but promised to call me back. I'm still waiting.

I'm a reasonably successful single man in my 30s. I started playing hockey at age 7, and played it as an adult. It's my favorite sport. And my office is a five-minute subway ride from the nearest arena. And, BTW, I maintain a Web site that promotes the sport for free.

You'd figure I'd be going out of my way to watch games. But you'd be wrong. Last season, I made it out to MCI Center to see the Caps only once.

I ought to be one of the NHL's best customers. But I fell like I've been burned, and I want to see some change in a positive direction before I'm going to pony up any more cash.

When you look at it that way, it's easy to see how the NHL looks far too expensive, no matter what price they decide to charge for admission.

So no matter when the players and the owners decide to come back, they got a lot more work to do. More than they may want to tackle.

 
September 24th, 2004

On Location. . .

Gene Healy shares an all too true observation about downtown D.C. that many locals can sympathize wtih:

On weekend afternoons, when everybody's gone home to the Maryland and Virginia suburbs, it's often utterly desolate. Walking from the metro stop to the office on a Saturday, one sometimes feels like a character in a sci-fi dystopia, awakened from a slumber to find the world depopulated by a sudden disaster.

For those of you who have never lived here, think Charlton Heston in The Omega Man.

Thanks to Radley Balko for the link.

 
September 24th, 2004

D.C. Baseball Update

There's plenty of links to examine today, just pop over to William Yurasko's place, where he's got all the link you could want from the Post, Times and Baltimore Sun -- inlcuding this piece from Laura Vescey, who thinks the Expos should have been sent packing to Northern New Jersey:

Yankees, Mets, Expos.

Just like the old days of Yankees, Giants, Dodgers.

New York can handle it. New York probably needs it. New York/New Jersey would have been baseball's answer to two questions: where to put the Expos and how to rein in the Yankees.

If you rein in the Yankees, it effectively puts a drag on payrolls for all major league clubs. The Red Sox could take a chill. The Mets would stop thinking they have to imitate every move the Yankees make. The trickle-down effect of competitive balance would result from such a move.

It would help the Orioles compete. It would help everyone compete.

My retort: Rangers, Islanders, Devils. One long-established franchise with superior economic strength, sharing America's largest metropolitan market with two other teams with long-term performance problems.

Heck, the Devils can't sell out Continental Airlines Arena after winning three Stanley Cups in nine seasons. And now you want to try to fill a baseball park 81 days a year? And with a team that is hardly playing at the level of a Triple A franchise? This isn't just wishful thinking, it's a recipe for disaster.

Thanks to Distinguished Senators for the pointer.

 
September 24th, 2004

Just Say No To An NFL Cap

Or at least that's what some of my readers tell me in response to my rant (and a rant it was) from yesterday. First, here's Jason Kirk, whose site, Predators Den, is soon to be added to the blogroll:

I can also tell you this much about the NFL: I've stopped watching. I just don't care about it anymore. Teams don't keep their great players together the way they used to. In just two years I watched the bulk of the Titans leave the team because the team couldn't afford to resign them under the salary cap. McNair and Mason are almost all the players that remain from the Super Bowl against the Rams three years ago. That's not enough to make me care at all. If an NHL system mimicking the NFL were to come about, I doubt I'd want to be a Preds season ticket holder (like I am now) while watching all my favorite players go elsewhere. Players leaving because another team in an open market system lures them away is fine by me; players leaving because the league's structure forces them to I'm not.

Point taken Jason, but the problem we're facing is the large scale business failure of the NHL. If the choice is between a salary cap and stability on one hand, and a broken system and eventual extinction on the other, I know what I'll choose.

Then again, some might think that's a false choice, and that the alternatives are less hopeful than I might imagine. Here's Skip Oliva:

A salary cap won't help the NHL long term. It might paper-over the economic problems for five or ten years. But you can't simply turn the NHL into the NFL. In fact, that's not even a worthy objective. The NFL economic model isn't that stable either. The NFL has heavily depended on government financing to build stadiums, free agency has driven up player costs while decreasing product quality, and television revenues will not continue to grow at pre-expansion levels. Monday Night Football, for example, will have to move to cable at some point, because no television network can afford to produce the show without the second revenue stream of cable subscriptions. Free television cannot continue to support sports leagues at their present sizes. A salary cap exists to contain the damage wrought by free agency. It is a stopgap, nothing more.

I take Skip's point, but I don't think the advantages the NFL has are just a matter of happenstance. Instead, they're the result of aggressive management and careful planning, something that has resulted in its lead as North America's most profitable professional sport. It's that sort of management acumen -- something Skip alludes to later in his note -- that the NHL seems to be lacking.

 
September 24th, 2004

Meltdown

Before it gets too stale, I ought to pass along the link to the latest Nike commercial the sports apparel manufacturer is running in Canada.

 
September 24th, 2004

What’s In A Name, Ad Infinatum

Leftover from yesterday is this piece from Eugene Volokh, guest blogging for Glenn Reynolds at MSNBC and taking a hard look at how we name sports teams:

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September 24th, 2004

No Virtual Lockout

Still wondering what you're going to watch without the NHL around? Here's an alternative -- someone is actually going to air games based on popular video game engines:

All 1,230 regular season games originally slated for the 2004-2005 NHL season will be played, with results of each video game match-up available to fans who tune-in daily to "Sweat." Up-to-the-minute scores, stats, teams and player profiles will be online at www.g4techtv.com.

And here's another interesting wrinkle:

G4techTV video game hockey highlights will also air on Comcast SportsNet. "We'd rather be televising the live games, but until the real games resume, this presents a fun opportunity to maintain the fans' interest," comments Jack Williams, President and CEO of Comcast SportsNet. "This is a natural and creative extension of G4techTV's video game expertise."

Gotta love those canned quotes -- straight from the minds of underpaid publicists, and into the mouths of corporate executives. Thanks to Levi Wallach for the link.

 
September 23rd, 2004

Hurry Up And Wait

If this account is to be believed, a provisional relocation of the Montreal Expos to Washington, D.C. is all but a done deal. Then again, another source quoted in the story says that Baltimore Orioles owner Peter Angelos, who has opposed the move from the start, will not be placated for at any price.

Bottom line: stay tuned, as we're sure to hear plenty more overnight. If you're so inclined, pop over to the Washington Post in the next 90 minutes, and you'll probably find the story that will front tomorrow morning's paper.

UPDATE: Here's the Post story, complete with another tidbit that will cheer area Soccer fans:

Meanwhile, it was learned yesterday that the D.C. United soccer team is in the advanced stages of negotiations for building a privately funded new stadium near Poplar Point on the east side of the Anacostia River, across the water from the South Capitol Street site where the District wants to build the Expos' new $400 million home.

The 25,000-seat soccer and concert stadium would be surrounded by a training facility, retail establishments and neighborhood recreation fields. "The vision for a stadium is to anchor a mixed-use development," said team president Kevin Payne.

Otherwise, most of the details are the same. For a report from Montreal on the last days of the Expos, click here. More tomorrow morning.

 
September 23rd, 2004

Back To The Future

In today's New York Times, Lee Jenkins takes a walk down memory lane when it comes to finding the New York Mets a new manager to replace the soon-to-depart, Art Howe -- taking a look at members of the famous 1986 World Series championship team.

The ex-players Jenkins names all have one thing in common: None of them have any experience managing at the Major League level.

But that's not entirely true. One member of that team has 14 years of Major League managing under his belt. In those 14 seasons, he won a World Series championship, five division titles and finished under .500 over a full season only once.

He's a disciple of the great Earl Weaver, whose style of managing most closely mirrored the principles used by adherents of Moneyball today. And best of all, he's got an ornery personality, and is the sort of manager who will stand up to the front office, and tell them when they're running the organization into the ground.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the once and future manager of the New York Mets:

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September 23rd, 2004

Cops Arrive, Freddie Bids Adeiu

I hope the folks at Campbell's Soup don't hear about this:

When there is a crowd around the keg, Rob Fitzgerald found out the hard way that 15-year-old soccer phenom Freddy Adu's cup comes first.

Standing in line for a beer at the keg at what was reported to be a women's lacrosse party on Dickinson Avenue earlier this month, the freshman letters and sciences major was surprised not only to see Adu, but to be pushed aside as Adu's cup was rushed ahead of his.

"I was at the keg and someone was like, this is Freddy Adu's cup, get out of the way," said Fitzgerald, a freshman letters and sciences major.

Later that night when the police broke up the party, he helped usher Adu to safety and helped the two of them avoid an underage drinking citation.

"The cops came and we were like, 'Get Freddy Adu out of here,' and we hopped the fence with him," he said.

D.C. United and MLS spokesmen were predictably tight-lipped when asked about the incident. Which I guess means that the young Mr. Adu is just like other kids his age.

Thanks to Whiskey Tango, Andrew Racine's new hangout, for the excellent cross off the corner kick.

 
September 23rd, 2004

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September 23rd, 2004

The Whole Poker Thing Is Over

Now that the New York Times has discovered it.

 
September 23rd, 2004

A Question Of Shared Responsibility

Jes Golbez asks this question:

 
September 23rd, 2004

Remembering Cupid

Here's a passage from a note that Glenn Reynolds posted recently that's been rattling around my head for a while now. Glenn identified the author as a female reader named Madhu Dahiya:

Instead, the president would give a stern talking to those men, and women (and you know who you are), WHO NEVER CALL YOU BACK. I mean, you want to move the numbers towards the Republicans in the single, over thirty over educated female-type bracket? Well, there you go. There's an issue that should poll just nicely, thank you very much.

Glenn followed up her note by writing that he was glad he wasn't single anymore, and he ought to be.

Get much past 30 in the romantic game, and chances are you've got some siginificant baggage. The real question is can you fit it all into a carry-on?

As it turns out, I've really only come across one piece of popular culture that put single life in your 30's into proper perspective, and that was Cupid*, predictably cancelled by ABC after only 14 episodes (isn't it always that way?).

As briefly as it was with us, it did manage to come in handy over one Xmas vacation when my mother was questioning me rather closely about my personal life, and the lack of any immediate prospects for me to help make her a grandmother. Luckily for me, Cupid was just coming on, and I asked her to watch.

"Think of it like an hour with the Discovery Channel?" I told her.

Needless to say, my Mom, who was married at 19, started to understand things a little better (not completely, as we are talking about a television show).
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*And it came complete with a kick-ass theme song. Click here to listen (be sure to scroll down). For more on Cupid creator Rob Thomas, click here.