Archive for 34. week of 2004

August 28th, 2004

Simmons On Whitlock

ESPN.com's Bill Simmons on why he rooted against Team USA in Men's Olympic Basketball:

Am I rooting against them? Yes. I want them to lose. It's for a greater good. If they win the gold medal, we'll be back here in four years with another All-Star team. And besides, the Olympics aren't about following your country, they're about following sports. Five years from now, I won't remember how many medals the United States won, but I'll remember watching that Greek hurdler standing on the podium -- her eyes filled with tears, her body quivering, the gold medal pressed to her chest -- as the entire stadium belted out Greece's national anthem. Now that was a moment.

Which after all, is sort of what I wrote last week.

 
August 27th, 2004

Turnabout Is Fair Play?

From the Ottawa Citizen:

National Hockey League team owners are now seriously considering forming a new league.

A team owner, who was speaking on condition that his identity was not divulged, says it might come as early as January.

Under the structure of the NHL, it has the ability to shutdown and begin in a new way, if extended negotiations with the players' union fail to reach a deal.

Seems a little early for threats like this one to surface. Then again, I've always said I thought the owners were serious, and if this is true, they might very well be willing to blow up the league, and start over again if they had to.

 
August 27th, 2004

Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You

For many years now, I've never been able to shake the memory of one particular session in my high school Biology lab that took place almost 25 years ago. It was very early in my Freshman year, so we weren't anywhere near the point in the semester when they let us use sharp objects to dissect the random animal carcass or pig's heart.

Things were still basic, and the exercise for that particular session dealt with genetics. The instructions were simple: just take your index finger, and run it along the top of your outer ear to detect whether its shape was round or flat. Afterwards, we tallied up the numbers to determine the ratio of the incidence of one to the other.

I don't remember what the ultimate point of this exercise was, I just remember that for some reason, I checked the shape of both of my ears. And much to my surprise, my left ear was flat, while my right ear was round.

Being curious, I raised my hand, and asked my teacher, Brother Aquinas (or simply "Brother Ack"), exactly what this meant.

"McErlain, you are a mutant!"

And of course, everyone got a big laugh at my expense.

Funny enough, it turns out Brother Ack might have been right:

It may be wise to check out a stranger's ears before picking a fight, U.S. researchers advised on Monday.

They found that women and men with asymmetrical extremities -- ears, fingers or feet of different sizes or shapes -- were more likely to react aggressively when annoyed or provoked.

So that's why I chose ice hockey. Or maybe it chose me?

Link via The Volokh Conspiracy.

 
August 27th, 2004

World Cup Notebook

With Hal Gill lost for the remainder of the tournament, Team USA added Colorado defenseman John-Michael Liles to the roster. Taking a look at this bio, it's easy to see how you could call the Indiana native a younger and healthier version of the since-departed Matt Schnieder.

At Fox Sports, Kara Yorio takes a look at Team USA. Click here for an entertaining look at the Canada Cup/World Cup, including this story from 1981, when the hosts weren't exactly willing to let the Russians leave with the trophy:

When NHLPA boss Alan Eagleson wouldn't allow the Soviets to take home the distinctive silver trophy, they stuck it in a bag and tried to sneak it onto their bus. Eagleson intervened. Punches were thrown. Eagleson insisted that the trophy had to be won three times before it could become the property of the winner, and he got his way.

Team Canada is experimenting with Mario Lemieux playing left wing on a line with Joe Sakic and Jarome Iginla.

In an exhibition in Helsinki, Finland defeated Germany 4-2, as Oli Jokinen scored twice for the hosts.

Doug Weight has a new post in his World Cup Diary at USA Hockey.

This year's Cup boasts nine alumni of the ECHL. And don't miss another Slovakian-centric update from Jes Golbez.

 
August 27th, 2004

A Whitlock Coda

There is one assertion Whitlock made that we should also take note of:

The similarities between hockey and basketball and the impact that international play is having on the games is indisputable. The high rounds of the NHL draft now favor European players. The NHL in the 1970s celebrated the Philadelphia Flyers' Broad Street Bullies approach, which included beating people up. The game was played at a slow, boring, defensive pace. Does that sound anything like today's NBA?

Actually Jason, it sounds a lot like the NHL, circa 2004. If we were only so lucky to see the sort of goal scoring and offensive creativity on the ice that we enjoyed during Philadelphia's two-year stint at the top of the league, my readers woudn't be complaining half so much as they do today.

 
August 27th, 2004

Is It Racist To Boo Team USA?

I've gotten a couple of angry emails about yesterday's Jason Whitlock piece at ESPN.com's Page 2 that casually played the race card when it comes to the negative public reaction to the lackluster play of the U.S. Men's Olympic Basketball Team over in Athens:

I must've missed the memo -- the memo that went out to the red-blooded American sports public and explains exactly when it became OK to throw patriotism out the window and openly root against a U.S. Olympic team.

Yeah, I didn't get that memo. I'm wondering what was in it. Did it mention Allen Iverson by name? Did it have stipulations about the number of tattoos acceptable on an Olympian? Was there a cornrows clause? Or was the memo just straight and to the point?

Americans do not have to support a group of black American millionaires in any endeavor. Despite the hypocritical, rabid patriotism displayed immediately after 9/11, it's perfectly suitable for Americans to despise Team USA Basketball, Allen Iverson and all the other tattooed NBA players representing our country. Yes, these athletes are no more spoiled, whiny and rich than the golfers who fearlessly represent us in the Ryder Cup, but at least Tiger Woods has the good sense not to wear cornrows.

There are a million excuses, some of which might legitimize a teeny bit of hostility toward USA Basketball. But there's no reasonable justification for the out-and-out hatred of Larry Brown's squad. There's no reasonable justification for the sheer delight that many red-blooded, patriotic Americans are taking from the USA's struggles.

Before taking Whitlock to task for this claim, we ought to concede at least one area where he's gotten things right elsewhere in the article -- that the American meltdown in international basketball very closely resembles the dethroning of Canada from global dominence in ice hockey that began with the Summit Series in 1972 -- a point made earlier this week over at Blog Maverick, and a comparison I made in the wake of the American debacle at the FIBA World Championships two years ago.

But there's one way the comparison falls apart. Because in the wake of three shocking losses to the Russians in 1972, the Canadian public turned on Team Canada like a pack of wild dogs -- just the way the American public is bashing Team USA right now.

That team of Canadian professionals came into training camp out of shape and disinterested. They didn't take their opponents seriously, and they didn't take the tournament seriously. And it showed on the ice. And the fans let them have it.

It all came to a horrible crescendo after Game Four of the series in Vancouver, a 5-3 win for the Soviets. As Team Canada left the ice, at this point down 2-1-1 in the series, a rain of abuse hailed down upon them as Phil Esposito stepped up to a CBC microphone to give an interview that was simulcast inside the arena:

"For the people across Canada, we tried. We gave it our best. For the people who booed us, jeez, all of us guys are really disheartened and we're disillusioned and we're disappointed in some of the people. We cannot believe the bad press we've got, the booing we've gotten in our own buildings.

Sound familiar? Know this: 30 years ago, in the depths of the Cold War, people across Canada weren't chary to express their disappointment in a group of lazy professionals who refused to take a sporting event as seriously as the average fan.

Were those Canadians any less patriotic because they booed that team? Not on your life. In fact, when they booed, they were simply insisting that the team on the ice live up to the hard-won reputation on the name on the sweater.

And that's not any different from what American fans are demanding from our Men's Olympic Basketball Team today.

By the way, Esposito wasn't done with his comments after those first few sentences. Instead, as one of the leaders of Team Canada, he took responsibility for his team's poor performance, promised to work harder, and rallied the Canadian fans behind the squad:

"Everyone one of us guys, thirty-five guys who came out to play for Team Canada," Esposito continued, "we did it because we love our country and not for any other reason. They can throw the money for the pension fund out the window, they can throw anything they want out the window - we came because we love Canada. And even though we play in the United States and we earn money in the United States, Canada is still our home and that's the only reason we come."

If only Iverson, Duncan or Marbury would be man enough to step up to the microphone and do the same.

I don't want to discount that there are, even today, a number of closet racists who are taking delight in seeing a team of African-American men beaten soundly on a Basketball court. But ascribing those twisted thoughts to an entire nation of sports fans ticked off because a team wearing the name of our nation and carrying our colors couldn't manage to defeat the titanic basketball power of Puerto Rico, strains credulity.

As Charles Austin wrote to me last night, "When everything is racist, nothing is racist." And in this case, it's simply a convenient canard to let this team -- from senior mangement, to the coaching staff and the players on the floor -- off the hook.

UPDATE: Let the finger pointing continue, as Argentina has defeated Team USA in the semifianls, 87-81. The U.S. will play either Italy or Lithunia in the Bronze Medal game.

 
August 26th, 2004

Rink Notes

The WHA is milking all it can out of its pursuit of Sidney Crosby, and Steve Ovadia is pretty amused:

I have to admit
 
August 26th, 2004

Todd Bertuzzi Pleads Not Guilty

In a British Columbia provincial court. Details here.

He's expected back in court on September 1, when it's expected the judge will set a trial date. As many of you might recall, Bertuzzi has been suspended indefinitely by the NHL for his vicious attack on Colorad Avalanche center Steven Moore.

And with the way the CBA negotiations are progressing (or not), it looks like Bertuzzi's trial might be the only hockey news we have to follow in the coming months.

 
August 26th, 2004

D.C. Baseball Update

Eric Fisher at the Washington Times is reporting that Major League Baseball will announce a decision on relocating the Montreal Expos sometime in the next two weeks, most likely the week of Labor Day, September 5. The news comes in the wake of two days of meeting between baseball officials and the two Washington-area groups vying for control of the franchise.

MLB officials, led by Chicago White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, met with members of the District group for better than seven hours on Tuesday, and the Virginia group for another three hours on Wednesday. As to who is in the lead, I don't think anyone can really say. On the surface, it looks like the Loudoun bid is in trouble, with a pair of high-profile Virginia Republicans announcing their opposition to the particular type of financing that the Loudoun group hopes to utilize.

In the Washington Post Thomas Heath says MLB is concerned about the opposition in Richmond, but Fisher reports in the Times that capital insiders believe that the Virginia opposition will melt away if the state is awarded the team.

Distinguished Senators has been all over this story this week, so start here and work your way forward. Ryan thinks the Virginia bid is doomed, but he just doesn't want to drive to Loudoun. But hey, I'm just another member of the "cabal" out here in the suburbs, so what do I know?

 
August 26th, 2004

Get Run Down By Bo Jackson. . .

Land on your feet in California real estate.

Thanks to reader Dave Smith, who points out that the above bio makes no mention of his NFL career.

 
August 26th, 2004

World Cup Notebook

In Ottawa, Team Canada defeated the U.S., 3-1 in the second of two exhibition games, with Vincent Lecavalier, Joe Sakic and Brad Richards scoring in the second period to salt away the win. Edmonton's Ty Conklin yielded all three Canadian goals, something that won't help him in his effort to win the starting job for Team USA.

After missing the first exhibition against Team USA, Mario Lemieux picked up an assist, and looked to be skating without any ill-effects, at least according to the Canadian Press. But the Globe and Mail said Super Mario has "some ways to go," to reach his old form. The news isn't so good for Boston's Hal Gill, who broke his foot in the second period after blocking a shot, knocking him from the tournament.

Gill's injury leaves Team USA with only six defensemen (Brian Leetch, Chris Chelios, Brian Rafalski, Paul Martin, Aaron Miller and Eric Weinrich). Then again, according to my readers, Team USA shouldn't be too disappointed about Gill's departure. Click here for that raucous discussion, as well as some pointers for Team USA head coach Ron Wilson as he seeks a replacement for the lumbering defenseman.

Elsewhere in Ottawa, labor and management met for five hours concerning the CBA, and the NHLPA took some time to brief the members of Team USA. Team Canada gets their briefing today.

Team Canada is auctioning its practice jerseys for charity. Click here for your shot at Jay Boumeester's sweater.

In Stockholm, Sweden defeated Finland 2-1 on an OT goal by Markus Naslund. Meanwhile, the Rodent is perplexed over all the attention his photo of Jiri Fischer going to town on Aki Berg has attracted.

Thanks to PJ on these great photos of the Czech Republic vs. Germany exhibition.

CORRECTION: There were no errors in the story on the 1996 World Cup that Jes Golbezquoted from today. The mistake was mine, and mine alone, and has taught me a little humility. Apologies to Jes, and Jesse Ursulak, the original author of the article.

That's what happens when you rely on memory, and not the record.

 
August 26th, 2004

Another Missing Passenger On The Cluetrain

Pj at Sharkspage notes with derision:

I just noticed the official World Cup of Hockey website prohibits any link not to the front page of their website. Linking to the schedule page so fans can find dates and times of ESPN broadcasts is not allowed. Read the terms of service. Bill Daly says the NHL set up www.nhlcbanews.com "to allow our fans to have as much current and relevant information as possible to inform them on the collective bargaining process." But allowing fans to have current and relevant access to what time and channel the World Cup games are on is prohibited?

Click here for the TOS, which reads:

All links to the Website must be to http://www.WCH2004.com, the Website home page. "Deep Linking" to internal pages of the Website is expressly prohibited.

Oops. Come to think of it, this would mean linking to the TOS is a violation of the policy. So would linking to the broadcast schedule that PJ writes about. Or even here, where you can find information about how to purchase single game tickets, something which might help the NHL sell more tickets.

What makes this ever more pathetic is the simple fact that the "deep linking" issue has been discussed and diseccted more thoroughly than most online issues. Why hasn't the Web team at NHL.com gotten the memo that this is a bad idea?

 
August 25th, 2004

Misremembering

In an otherwise interesting article on American gymnast Paul Hamm's dilemma, the Wall Street Journal's Allen Barra gets something wrong:

In 1983, [Goose] Gossage, pitching in relief for the New York Yankees, gave up a key home run to Kansas City's George Brett in what would become one of the most famous rules disputes in baseball history. The "Pine Tar Incident" erupted when Yankees manager Billy Martin invoked an obscure rule when he saw that Brett's bat was illegally smeared with pine tar. (Pine tar is sometimes used to cover incisions in bats that have been corked, though there was no charge that Brett's bat was corked.) The league subsequently invalidated Brett's home run and ruled him out on the play. (In the bizarre aftermath, the two teams later met to finish the meaningless game in front of a handful of amused spectators.)

Not exactly. Actually, it was the umpire on the field that called Brett out and ejected him from the game after a shot that would have given Kansas City a 5-4 lead. Subsequently, the Yankees went on to win the game, and only after that did American League President Lee McPhail overturn the ruling on the field, reinstating Brett's home run, and forcing the two teams to return to New York on August 18th to replay the game from the point of Brett's dinger.

Then again, this isn't the first time Barra has gotten things wrong.

 
August 25th, 2004

World Cup Notebook

Team USA suffered its first on-ice casualty as defenseman Jordan Leopold sustained a concussion in Monday night's 3-1 win over Canada in Columbus. He'll be replaced in the lineup by Paul Martin, who just completed his rookie season with the Devils. Over in Europe, Martin Skoula will take the place of Frantisek Kaberle for the Czech Republic.

Meanwhile, back in Team Canada training camp, Jose Theodore gave up all five goals in an intra-squad scrimmage. Theodore shared goalie duties with presumed starter Martin Brodeur in the Red/White scrimmage.

Even though he sat out Monday's game against the U.S., Mario Lemieux is looking good in practice, at least according to Brad Richards. TSN's Lisa Burke-Wallace is in the Team Canada camp, and you can find her archive of stories here.

Canada plays the U.S. in another exhibition tonight in Ottawa. Looks like the only coverage in North America will be on Leafs TV. William Houston of the Toronto Globe and Mail had this to say about Monday night's clash between the two North American powers:

The first exhibition game, won 3-1 by the United States on Monday, illustrated how much faster and larger today's players are and how inadequate the narrow NHL ice surface is in showcasing their talent.

On the narrow ice and at the highest level of competition, the players have neither the time nor the space to hold the puck and put on a show. It's pinball hockey.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. Here's a fun Canada Cup/World Cup timeline from the IIHF.

Only four days to go till the opening game of European pool play, click here for the remainder of the exhibition schedule.

Gretzky speaks, but don't think it's going to be the last time.

 
August 25th, 2004

A Television Must

Here's another television program to add to my list of regulars: FX's Rescue Me, a chronicle of life in a New York fire station in our post-9/11 world.

As you might expect, Captain Offwing is in the tank for just about anything Dennis Leary is involved with (including his work with the Cam Neely Foundation), and as someone born and raised in New York, I can't help but recognize people I grew up with in the faces of the characters on the show.

There's real depth here, something that extends to the show's theme song, C'mon, C'mon by the Detroit-based band The Von Bondies:

With my teeth locked down I can see the blood Of a thousand men who have come and gone Now we grieve cause now is gone Things were good when we were young

Is it safe to say? (c'mon c'mon)
Was it right to leave? (c'mon c'mon)
Will I ever learn? (c'mon c'mon)
(c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon)

Listening carefully to the song on my commute to work this morning, it was hard to fight back a tear. But Rescue Me isn't just about survivor's guilt and the struggle to move on. The show doesn't paint New York firefighters with a halo -- they're just regular guys coping with some extraordinary circumstances.

Rescue Me airs Wednesday nights at 10:00 p.m. on FX.

 
August 24th, 2004

Stop Buying DVDs!

Mark Cuban tells you why.

 
August 24th, 2004

Killing The Messenger

Guest blogging over at Hawspipe, Charles Tupper, Jr. exposes some of the weak thinking on steroids being fronted by the normally sane Sally Jenkins at the Washington Post.

 
August 24th, 2004

Thou Shalt Not Blog. . .

Or so says the International Olympic Committee:

The International Olympic Committee is barring competitors, as well as coaches, support personnel and other officials, from writing firsthand accounts for news and other Web sites.

An exception is if an athlete has a personal Web site that they did not set up specifically for the Games.

Which is exactly the loophole Brandi Chastain used to foist her blog upon the world.

That's another forward thinking decision from a group of folks who are actually expect somebody like me to ask permission before linking to the official Web site of the Athens Games.

Link via Instapundit.

 
August 24th, 2004

It’s Not Reggevision. . .

It's Legovision, courtesy of Batgirl!

Link via Dr. Manhattan.

 
August 24th, 2004

4-on-4 Revisited

My post from yesterday asking readers what they thought about playing the game 4-on-4 for the full 60 minutes seemed to kick up some ice chips -- and mostly negative reviews. Here's Jes Golbez:

A simple solution that everyone forgets about

CALL THE FREAKIN OBSTRUCTION PENALTIES!!

Remember how great it was earlier in the season 2 years ago when the refs actually called obstruction penalties and the game opened up?

Indeed, the game did improve when Obstruction was called more often. Unfortunately, as Costa Tsiokos mentions over at Population Statistic (and congrats on the new digs), the trend didn't last, leaving us right back where we started.

Here's another comment by Costa that bears repeating, and refuting:

The only reason 4-on-4 OT seems more exciting and open is precisely because there is nothing to lose in that situation. If the 3-point nature of the OT didn't exist and it was still winner-take-both-points, we'd be complaining about how the OT period sucked.

Strictly in terms of game theory, Costas has a point -- adding that extra point while protecting one earned in regulation certainly has helped make NHL OT far more exciting than it used to be.

But can anyone dispute the fact that when we get a 4-on-4 situation in regulation that the game doesn't open up considerably? Why is it that whenever teams get matching minors, television commentators start buzzing like giddy teenage girls?

Even better, as DC Throwback mentioned, a power play becomes a 4-on-3 proposition. Ask any coach, which power play is more devestating: 5-on-4 or 4-on-3? They'll say 4-on-3 (rare as it is), every time.

Which leads us back to Game Theory. When you cut back to 4-on-4, you're raising the cost of a minor penalty high enough to change the arithmetic of the game. Know this, the New Jersey Devils play as tough as they do because they know they can kill off a 5-on-4 man advantage better than 85 percent of the time. But make that normal power play a 4-on-3 instead of a 5-on-4, and the math is all different.

Even better, a two-man advantage would now be 5-on-3, as teams would be allowed to add an extra skater just as in the current OT format.

With that sort of risk, something tells me John Madden and company are going to give folks more room to skate. Which leads us to this comment by Puck Cat:

Absolutely NO to removing a skater and playing the game 4 on 4. The result would be a scrambling mess and a distortion of the sport. The beauty of classic line rushes though rarely seen now would be long gone.

I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more invisible that kind of play can be than it is today. And in fact, this sort of evolution has happened before in ice hockey, a game that originally developed with 14 players on the ice -- six skaters and a goalie on each team:

First of all there was the guardian of the goal mouth, then called the Goal Tender or the Goal Keeper. In front of him and helping to guard against the other team getting close to the goal mouth were two stalwarts known as the Point and the Cover Point, the equivalents of today's Defencemen. Then there was the front line of four, the Three Forwards and an extra player called the Rover. The Forwards carried the game to the other team, while the Rover, who was notoriously the team's fastest skater, best stick-handler, and highest scorer, was allowed to play wherever he pleased on the ice, while the others continually tried to set him up for one man rushes.

Eventually, as the game evolved, and the skill of the other players increased markedly, the position of Rover was eliminated. The classic lines that existed at the dawn of the game were erased forever. Why mention this? Because I don't believe we should be eternally wedded to the way the game looks now.

Even at 4-on-4, the essence of the game -- skating, shooting, passing, and scoring -- would still exist. With the extra room on the ice, each player would be forced to cover more space -- creating a greater premium on speed and skill.

I don't want to pretend that this isn't a "radical" idea. But I propose it only because the folks in charge of the game at the NHL level have ignored the decay in play for so long that an idea like this one has to at least be considered.

Here in the States, the verdict on the current state of the NHL has been rendered in the television ratings and at the box office. Except in a limited number of local markets, the game is in trouble. And desperate times call for desperate measures.

 
August 24th, 2004

World Cup Notebook

With Mario Lemieux scratched from the lineup, Canada fell to Team USA 3-1 last night in a pre-tournament match before a sparse crowd in Columbus. From the TSN account of the game, it looks like American head coach Ron Wilson is going to employ an aggressive forecheck against a young Canadian defense -- something which seemed to cause some real problems on the blue line last night.

Other issues to consider: while there isn't any question that Martin Brodeur will start in goal for Canada, we still don't know who will be between the pipes for Team USA. Wilson has to choose between Edmonton's Ty Conklin, Philly's Robert Esche and Rick DiPietro of the Islanders -- and he isn't giving away any hints as to who the winner of the pre-season competition might be. After Conklin yielded a goal to Canada's Dany Heatley in the first period, DiPietro shut down Canada for the rest of the way, including a stretch of 12:22 in the third period where they didn't record a single shot on goal.

What does it mean? Very little, I'm afraid. I'm sure Team Canada head coach Pat Quinn hasn't shown all of his cards as of yet, and with the tournament adopting the same lowest common denominator format as the Winter Olympics, nothing will really matter until we get to the medal round. Another minor peeve: I can't seem to find the boxscore for the game, and the folks at NHL.com have neglected to give this exhibition the full-on treatment even the most insignificant regular season game can expect.

Then again, just because the game didn't get the attention it deserved, doesn't mean the teams didn't take it seriously (registration required, click here for the workaround):

I think there
 
August 24th, 2004

A Click For Posterity

Though many of my hockey blogging buddies have mentioned it before, I should take some time to point to The Hockey Photo Project, a neat, and worthwhile fan-driven effort to collect pictures from every level of the game we love most. Stop by, and think about contributing some shots of your own.

 
August 23rd, 2004

An Odd Moment

I never thought I'd see the day when I disagree with Charles Austin, and find myself on the same page as Christine Brennan.

They made a mistake. And while it's a tragedy for one man, it's very easily correctable. Paul Hamm should give back the Gold, and before somebody tells him he has to.

 
August 23rd, 2004

Misplacing The Grail

Leave it to Air Canada to misplace the Stanley Cup:

The fabled trophy disappeared during an Air Canada flight from Vancouver to Fort St. John over the weekend when Vancouver airline officials removed it from the plane because of weight restrictions.

Walter Neubrand, keeper of the Cup, was delivering the trophy to Jake Goertzen, head scout for the Stanley Cup champion Tampa Bay Lightning.

As the two waited by the baggage claim, it didn't take long for them to realize something was wrong.

"We were waiting for it to come out," Goertzen said. "Everybody's bag was there, except the Cup."

Air Canada agents checked the plane but there was no sign of the Cup or its special travel container.

After a call to Vancouver, they learned the 35-pound Cup was sitting in the Vancouver airport's luggage area 750 miles away. It was too heavy to fly.

This, of course, after the guardian of the Cup had already cleared everything with Air Canada.

Back in 2003, NHL.com posted this piece about the men who accompany the Cup, and how seriously they take their duties. I can't imagine what Walter Neubrand, the escort for the Cup on this particular trip, must have went through when he realized it was missing.

Somebody ought to be fired.

Thanks to reader, and blogger, Rob Visconti for the link.

 
August 23rd, 2004

Another Modest Proposal

With a week before the start of the World Cup, we're a little short on real hockey news -- at least when it comes to non-CBA material. So, as a conversation starter, I'd like to know what the Off Wing readership thinks about a possible rule change that would certainly open up more space on the ice, and probably increase scoring substantially: permanently dropping a skater and playing 4-on-4 full-time.

Why? Simply put, players are bigger and faster, a development which has essentially cut the size of the playing surface. And with shorter shifts, players are less likely to be able to take advantage of a fatigued opponent.

Is it an ideal solution? No, but with increasing the size of the ice surface a practical impossibility in exisiting facilities (thereby reducing the number of high-priced seats in the lower bowl of the arena), it may be the only practical alternative to help open up the game (as we've seen, relying on the refs to call obstruction more often is problematic at best).

Obviously, the Players Association wouldn't be terribly happy, as the change would help teams cut the size of their rosters, and reduce the number of dues-paying union members.

Still, it's fun to think about. Further, I'd like to hear what everyone's ideal 4-man unit would be -- feel free to mix and match eras if you like.

All I know is that OT ice hockey looks a lot more exciting than the other 60 minutes. Why not transplant that excitement to the rest of the game?