I just had to share this catchy little song called Ikea (lyrics) by Jonathan Coulton:
So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
For all you Podcasting fans, you can download the song on the here for the whole library of his songs.

