Just off the wire from EA Sports (PDF):
Washington Capitals rookie phenom Alexander Ovechkin has signed with Electronic Arts (NASDAQ:ERTS) to be the cover athlete and spokesman for its EA SPORTS
June 22nd, 2006
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Joe Thorton’s gonna be on the cover of the other NHL game, NHL2K7 by 2K Sports.
This bodes ill for Ovechkin. What will the EA SPORTS NHL curse do to him? Will he lose a leg to that flesh-eating virus? Will he drive the team bus into a crowd of nuns? Maybe he’ll light a fart on fire in the locker room & immolate half the team?
“I need an old priest and a young priest!”