Posts Tagged ‘Star Wars’

February 15th, 2013

The Top 10 Titles for the New Star Wars Movie Starring Harrison Ford

I just got the news that Harrison Ford has been signed to appear as Han Solo in a new Star Wars film, and after the complete disaster that was Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I was moved to comment. Without further adieu, here are my top 10 titles for the new Star Wars movie starring Harrison Ford:

10. The Empire Stole My Medicaid
9. The Return of the Geriatric
8. Han Dies at the End
7. Cash on Delivery
6. Wookies in August
5. Dazed and Confused
4. Silver Alert on the Kessel Run
3. Grumpy Old Space Smugglers
2. Driving Captain Solo
1. Alzheimer’s Strikes Back

Feel free to share your own in the comments.